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I'm an average joe, with a wife, 2 dogs and a job as a truck driver.

It ain't glamorous, but it keeps me out of mischief and off the streets

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» Shame

oh the shame!
my shameful moments happens regularly, when i fail to set the qotw board alight, thus never getting a mention!




Length? what's that?
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 20:43, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

eggs........eggs........eggs........eggs
we used to have a geopgraphy teacher called Mr Brain. For some reason, kids used to go round to his house on Mischief night (or any night) and lob eggs at his house.

Rumour had it that someone started shouting "EGGS" in class, resulting in said teacher running out crying

ho hum
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 19:02, More)

» Useless Information

utter uselessness
more people are killed by flying champagne corks than by poisonous spiders every year

cauliflower is the longest word that be spelt using all of the vowels once
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 15:53, More)

» Beautiful Moments

far out man!!
i went to canada travelling for a month, ended up in Banff, enjoyed it so much i stayed for a week.
Met up with a group of people all from all over, we all got on well.
One night all went up the nearby mountain with beer n weed, someone even brought some chillout music.
got drunk n stoned and watched the skys, even seeing a few shooting stars in the process.
needless to say, one of the best moments of my life so far.
(Sat 12th Mar 2005, 13:54, More)