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» Terrible food
check the label!
One lunchhtime at work I bought one of those ready-cooked chicken drumsticks from the Spar (cold pre packed, not the rotteserie type), it was so nice, i rushed back in to get another. But in my haste I picked up a non-pre-cooked-ready-to-eat version. I didn't notice this till I'd tore a piece off Henry VIII style and chomped down on it, releasing the fullsome flavour of chicken bile down my throat,mmmmmm. I still retch thinking about it.
(Thu 17th May 2007, 19:06, More)
check the label!
One lunchhtime at work I bought one of those ready-cooked chicken drumsticks from the Spar (cold pre packed, not the rotteserie type), it was so nice, i rushed back in to get another. But in my haste I picked up a non-pre-cooked-ready-to-eat version. I didn't notice this till I'd tore a piece off Henry VIII style and chomped down on it, releasing the fullsome flavour of chicken bile down my throat,mmmmmm. I still retch thinking about it.
(Thu 17th May 2007, 19:06, More)
» Work Experience
cafe cnuts
When I turned up for my first day of work experience at a poxy high street cafe, I introduced myself and was greeted by blank looks.
It turns out they had forgotten all about agreeing to the schools request for my work experience and therefore had nothing for me to do. So after getting me to wash their stinking cutlery (in boiling water with no rubber gloves) they sent me back to school saying there was nothing for me to do but thanked me for arriving on time, dressed smart etc. But...instead of admitting their (hopefully Altzheimer's related) forgetfullness, they told the deputy head I had spat on their tables ?!?! Hence a bolloking about being the school discrace.
I got a nice little revenge on them years later mind, but thats for another QOTW
(Thu 10th May 2007, 13:37, More)
cafe cnuts
When I turned up for my first day of work experience at a poxy high street cafe, I introduced myself and was greeted by blank looks.
It turns out they had forgotten all about agreeing to the schools request for my work experience and therefore had nothing for me to do. So after getting me to wash their stinking cutlery (in boiling water with no rubber gloves) they sent me back to school saying there was nothing for me to do but thanked me for arriving on time, dressed smart etc. But...instead of admitting their (hopefully Altzheimer's related) forgetfullness, they told the deputy head I had spat on their tables ?!?! Hence a bolloking about being the school discrace.
I got a nice little revenge on them years later mind, but thats for another QOTW
(Thu 10th May 2007, 13:37, More)
» Housemates from hell
Pontins
My first ever "flatmate" Ox (Jesus) in staff digs at a scummy Northern Pontins. Upon moving in I went to splash my face with water (I was hot after lugging my gear in), lifted the blue towel that was covering the sink (I still remember that towel was blue) as soon as I touched the towel Ox mumbled from his stinking pit "no, leave the towel alone" but I had already seen why he desired the towel remain inplace. The sink was a 1 foot deep ball of writhing maggots, I swear some of the bastards had faces, This apocolyptic sight was soon covered with a good layer of my own vomit.
It turns out the dirty cnut had puked in there EIGHT weeks earlier and forgot to clean the thing out. Near the end of the season following months of us fighting it was ME who was kicked out and fired, due to him being a qualified sound tech something and me being an easily replacable barman (the half a brick I brained him with was irrelavent in the "tribunal" of course).
Oh yeah, Ox also used to masterbate openly in bed WHILE eating pizza, "the pizza grease is extra lube" as he charmingly put it.
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 19:16, More)
Pontins
My first ever "flatmate" Ox (Jesus) in staff digs at a scummy Northern Pontins. Upon moving in I went to splash my face with water (I was hot after lugging my gear in), lifted the blue towel that was covering the sink (I still remember that towel was blue) as soon as I touched the towel Ox mumbled from his stinking pit "no, leave the towel alone" but I had already seen why he desired the towel remain inplace. The sink was a 1 foot deep ball of writhing maggots, I swear some of the bastards had faces, This apocolyptic sight was soon covered with a good layer of my own vomit.
It turns out the dirty cnut had puked in there EIGHT weeks earlier and forgot to clean the thing out. Near the end of the season following months of us fighting it was ME who was kicked out and fired, due to him being a qualified sound tech something and me being an easily replacable barman (the half a brick I brained him with was irrelavent in the "tribunal" of course).
Oh yeah, Ox also used to masterbate openly in bed WHILE eating pizza, "the pizza grease is extra lube" as he charmingly put it.
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 19:16, More)