» I was drunk when I bought this

Christmas 1988...
My old man has 'reminded' me that I am supposed to buy a new coat and shoes for school with some of the money I was given. Unfortunaltely I have already spent over £100 on records and only have £15 left for said articles of clothing ... cue a visit to the deli (they would sell beer to a baby as long as it had a crumpled fiver to pay with) £5 and a bottle of exquisitely strong Polish vodka later I wind up with a pair of tasseled loafers and a too-small Italian combat jacket. Still had enough money for a kebab!!
(Mon 13th Jun 2005, 14:08, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Night before exams...
My old French teacher actually used me as an example to the next years class as 'What NOT to do the night before your French GCSE' i.e. Wander the streets off your face on Special Brew. Yes I failed!
(Mon 13th Jun 2005, 14:11, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinkin...
Yes Warrant's Cherry Pie album.

Don't complain it's not long enough - you're just too deep for me.
(Mon 13th Jun 2005, 14:19, More)