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Peadophile
One day me and some friends were discussing a friend of ours going on a date with a girl. Everyone thought it was quite strange because she looked so young on her 'myspazz' profile. I ask what this girls name is and they say "lilli" i immideately tell them that the girl is 14, and blatently looks it. They all burst out in laughter and start saying 'peadophile' i take this oppotunity to text 'peadophile' to his phone. Grouping numbers is not a good idea, i send the text to his house phone, and immidately realise this.
Later on i get a phone call from a man saying, a 'american woman phoned this number...' so i put the phone down.
it was peadophiles dad (a very high up member of the police force), i phone peadophile, he shits himself and informs me his dad was going to have the call traced. Apparently he drove 3 hours home because his wife thought it was someone who had been stalking her, just to listen to the message.
(Tue 31st May 2005, 19:06, More)