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» Never Meet Your Heroes
Shaun Ryder - mashed
My town's local nightclub, The Pink Toothbrush in Rayleigh, held a 'Madchester' night, playing songs by all the shoe gazing baggy bands. Shaun Ryder was invited as a guest DJ. We were all very excited.
He turned up late. His record collection consisted of 2 or 3 CD's that you get free from The Mail on Sunday. His record bag was a Tesco's carrier. It sounds like i've made this up but I haven't.
He spent all night shouting drunkenly into the microphone and ordering people to get him pills.
Still a good night though.
(Fri 26th May 2006, 16:03, More)
Shaun Ryder - mashed
My town's local nightclub, The Pink Toothbrush in Rayleigh, held a 'Madchester' night, playing songs by all the shoe gazing baggy bands. Shaun Ryder was invited as a guest DJ. We were all very excited.
He turned up late. His record collection consisted of 2 or 3 CD's that you get free from The Mail on Sunday. His record bag was a Tesco's carrier. It sounds like i've made this up but I haven't.
He spent all night shouting drunkenly into the microphone and ordering people to get him pills.
Still a good night though.
(Fri 26th May 2006, 16:03, More)
» Have you ever paid for sex?
Not pleasant
A friend of mine went to a stag do in Russia, got blind drunk and picked up some dirty 20 pence whore. She gave him a blowie and then, in his drunken stupor, HE went down on HER!
Makes me gag just relaying the story to you....!
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 12:57, More)
Not pleasant
A friend of mine went to a stag do in Russia, got blind drunk and picked up some dirty 20 pence whore. She gave him a blowie and then, in his drunken stupor, HE went down on HER!
Makes me gag just relaying the story to you....!
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 12:57, More)
» Urban Legends
Careful conditioning by an evil sister
My sister and I used to walk round out local woods every now and then. We'd walk a reasonable distance until we were walking alongside a big metal fence that surrounded what looked like a big important building to my young innocent eyes (it turned out to be a sewage plant). My sister told me that the fence was electric and to never go too near it. She told me this again and again over a few weeks until one day on our walk she suddenly pushed me into the fence. I screamed and screamed until I realised that my sister was pissing herself laughing and that I was not actually being electrocuted.
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 13:43, More)
Careful conditioning by an evil sister
My sister and I used to walk round out local woods every now and then. We'd walk a reasonable distance until we were walking alongside a big metal fence that surrounded what looked like a big important building to my young innocent eyes (it turned out to be a sewage plant). My sister told me that the fence was electric and to never go too near it. She told me this again and again over a few weeks until one day on our walk she suddenly pushed me into the fence. I screamed and screamed until I realised that my sister was pissing herself laughing and that I was not actually being electrocuted.
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 13:43, More)
» Urban Legends
Urban Myth??
Not sure if this one is an urban myth or not...
Some girls from our school said that some other girls from school had gone round their friends house (you can see why I think it's an urban myth!) only to find said girl naked from the waist down, legs akimbo, lying on her back with her pet dog finishing off the last of the ice cream she had carefully placed in her lady part.
Anyone else heard that one?
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 16:04, More)
Urban Myth??
Not sure if this one is an urban myth or not...
Some girls from our school said that some other girls from school had gone round their friends house (you can see why I think it's an urban myth!) only to find said girl naked from the waist down, legs akimbo, lying on her back with her pet dog finishing off the last of the ice cream she had carefully placed in her lady part.
Anyone else heard that one?
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 16:04, More)
» Urban Legends
Daddy Longlegs
Emo - Ricky Gervais states this 'fact' in his stand up (Animals).
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 13:45, More)
Daddy Longlegs
Emo - Ricky Gervais states this 'fact' in his stand up (Animals).
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 13:45, More)