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(Thu 12th Apr 2018, 12:32, More)

Morning

(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 10:10, More)

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» Vandalism

Classic cock
In sixth form a chum and I decided it would be jolly to draw a big cock and balls on the carpet of the sixth form block, in lighter fluid, and then light it. Hey presto, hilarious flaming wang. Alas, it was so large that when we tried to stamp it out, it just relit from the flames around. Eventually the flames were doused, but the resultant scortched genitalia was still visible until I left. 20 years on, I'm still proud of this.
(Sun 10th Oct 2010, 13:45, More)

» My First Experience of the Internet

Veronica.
Hmmmmm. Slow brain death.

And irc, good old #gb.
(Sat 24th Mar 2012, 13:32, More)