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» Scary Neighbours
Wrist slicer
My old neighbour Mrs Mansell (I swear she was a real life witch) Came out knockin on my door when i was a kid (8) and slit her wrists in front of me shouting "GOD LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" I should have let her bleed to death but my dad was a paramedic and he saved her life. More fool me, she torchered me as a kid, scared me shitless.. She is dead now, bless, maybe it was the selection of fireworks we lit and stuffed in her letterbox that did it???
My new neighbour is a Pikey, say no more, tattooed up to "her" Eyeballs and earings like hula hoops. NICE
(Thu 25th Aug 2005, 15:01, More)
Wrist slicer
My old neighbour Mrs Mansell (I swear she was a real life witch) Came out knockin on my door when i was a kid (8) and slit her wrists in front of me shouting "GOD LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" I should have let her bleed to death but my dad was a paramedic and he saved her life. More fool me, she torchered me as a kid, scared me shitless.. She is dead now, bless, maybe it was the selection of fireworks we lit and stuffed in her letterbox that did it???
My new neighbour is a Pikey, say no more, tattooed up to "her" Eyeballs and earings like hula hoops. NICE
(Thu 25th Aug 2005, 15:01, More)
» Scary Neighbours
Time for a good ole sing song Aussie style
Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours
Just a friendly wave each morning, helps to make a better day
Neighbours, need to get to know each other
Next door is only a footstep away
Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours
With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend
Neighbours, should be there for one another
That's when good Neighbours become good friends...............Awwww how sweet, wasn't it, isn't it, yeah jumpers for goalposts a lil cricket in the street, madge's window gets smashed, wasn't it yeah, awww.
(Fri 26th Aug 2005, 9:23, More)
Time for a good ole sing song Aussie style
Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours
Just a friendly wave each morning, helps to make a better day
Neighbours, need to get to know each other
Next door is only a footstep away
Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours
With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend
Neighbours, should be there for one another
That's when good Neighbours become good friends...............Awwww how sweet, wasn't it, isn't it, yeah jumpers for goalposts a lil cricket in the street, madge's window gets smashed, wasn't it yeah, awww.
(Fri 26th Aug 2005, 9:23, More)
» Scary Neighbours
Does the smelly bloke I sit near in the office count?
If so my neighbour
Nice guy, is a smelly dead fish head cunt breath fucksock.
He gets the award for smelling like the deceased, Im sure if I jumped on his stomach he would excrete MUNG.
People wonder why Im sprayin Deodorant everyday!
Dirty fucker...
(Fri 26th Aug 2005, 16:55, More)
Does the smelly bloke I sit near in the office count?
If so my neighbour
Nice guy, is a smelly dead fish head cunt breath fucksock.
He gets the award for smelling like the deceased, Im sure if I jumped on his stomach he would excrete MUNG.
People wonder why Im sprayin Deodorant everyday!
Dirty fucker...
(Fri 26th Aug 2005, 16:55, More)