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» Scary Neighbours

Grimness with goats
My old neighbours used to sacrifice goats in the back garden.
I say sacrifice... I mean, mutilate on a small slab of concrete then leave out for a few days for the local dogs to come and 'soften' it up. After that the goat would dissapear, just in time for Sunday lunch. Strangley enough my family never accepted their offers to share the roast.
No, I'm being serious. The goat pie was delicious, and the canine saliva added just the right amount of rabies to be palatable. It's a shame I couldn't convince them to join us. Lovley lovely people, those neighbours. Brilliant.
(Sun 28th Aug 2005, 0:47, More)