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» Going Too Far
Just this saturday..
Was at a birthday party and it was fancy dress with the theme being the 50's (I wore a curtain and took my iron, I was the cold war). Arrived quite early so find myself making small talk with some randomers. all is good until we begin chatting about the 50's and I pipe up with 'Yeah, to get myself in the swing of things for the party I was gonna rob and rape a black girl on the way over'.
Cold, grim, silence. Maybe it's he way I tell them.
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 13:40, More)
Just this saturday..
Was at a birthday party and it was fancy dress with the theme being the 50's (I wore a curtain and took my iron, I was the cold war). Arrived quite early so find myself making small talk with some randomers. all is good until we begin chatting about the 50's and I pipe up with 'Yeah, to get myself in the swing of things for the party I was gonna rob and rape a black girl on the way over'.
Cold, grim, silence. Maybe it's he way I tell them.
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 13:40, More)
» Going Too Far
Everyone is going too far
Never before have I seen such cliqueness on b3ta. It is disgusting, I didnt read the rape story but after seeing the shit which people type up here I'm amazed that anyone is complaining about the lack of taste the post may have had. No, rape is not really a laughing matter but many, many people on here have used it as a comedy goldmine (myself included) logs, eyes and that showoff from the bible comes to mind. So after dentist boy got it in the neck last week, you all seem to have found another character to slag off. So we can only write our things if we are one of the chosen few or otherwise God help us when the masses turn against us.
Some of us aint that funny (I'm looking at me) and some of us are much funnier than the rest (legless, frankspencer amongst others I'm looking at you here) but can we leave the nasty, spiteful undertones some of these messages have at the door please? Or am I taking it all too far?
(Thu 16th Nov 2006, 16:24, More)
Everyone is going too far
Never before have I seen such cliqueness on b3ta. It is disgusting, I didnt read the rape story but after seeing the shit which people type up here I'm amazed that anyone is complaining about the lack of taste the post may have had. No, rape is not really a laughing matter but many, many people on here have used it as a comedy goldmine (myself included) logs, eyes and that showoff from the bible comes to mind. So after dentist boy got it in the neck last week, you all seem to have found another character to slag off. So we can only write our things if we are one of the chosen few or otherwise God help us when the masses turn against us.
Some of us aint that funny (I'm looking at me) and some of us are much funnier than the rest (legless, frankspencer amongst others I'm looking at you here) but can we leave the nasty, spiteful undertones some of these messages have at the door please? Or am I taking it all too far?
(Thu 16th Nov 2006, 16:24, More)
» Running away
Still on the run
This is a stupidly long tale so the really dondensed version goes thus.
moved out of the family home, moved in with friends, drug honeymoon begins. Drug honeymoon ends with a shedload of debt, my mates thinking I'm gay (what I'd actually said was 'I think I'm bi) bit of a mental breakdown occurs (one parent being a raging alcoholic and the other one being proper snooker loopy did not help)
Crash at a friends house for the summer, his family help me put the bits and pieces of my life together and things slowly make more sense. They also pay for me to travel up to N Wales with my friend for a weekend party he was DJing at. Muchos fun had and the crew I met there invited me to a house party they were having in Leeds that oct.
October comes and I travel up with 100 nicker, toothbrush and one change of clothes and my limited common sense. Have greatest time of my life and decide not to return to London, instead squat in Barnsley for a month before finally getting a place in Leeds. There is no worse feeling than squatting in Barnsley people, trust me.
That was 4 years ago and it was the best decision of my life, starting from scratch and building a completely new life, being able to re create myself was amazing and not have any link to the shite which had affected me in London is shit hot. most people still dont know where I am which is a bonus, and I'm thankful.
My life up here spanks the shite out of my old one, so it goes to show that running away from your problems might just be the best idea you have
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 15:45, More)
Still on the run
This is a stupidly long tale so the really dondensed version goes thus.
moved out of the family home, moved in with friends, drug honeymoon begins. Drug honeymoon ends with a shedload of debt, my mates thinking I'm gay (what I'd actually said was 'I think I'm bi) bit of a mental breakdown occurs (one parent being a raging alcoholic and the other one being proper snooker loopy did not help)
Crash at a friends house for the summer, his family help me put the bits and pieces of my life together and things slowly make more sense. They also pay for me to travel up to N Wales with my friend for a weekend party he was DJing at. Muchos fun had and the crew I met there invited me to a house party they were having in Leeds that oct.
October comes and I travel up with 100 nicker, toothbrush and one change of clothes and my limited common sense. Have greatest time of my life and decide not to return to London, instead squat in Barnsley for a month before finally getting a place in Leeds. There is no worse feeling than squatting in Barnsley people, trust me.
That was 4 years ago and it was the best decision of my life, starting from scratch and building a completely new life, being able to re create myself was amazing and not have any link to the shite which had affected me in London is shit hot. most people still dont know where I am which is a bonus, and I'm thankful.
My life up here spanks the shite out of my old one, so it goes to show that running away from your problems might just be the best idea you have
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 15:45, More)
» Encounters with Royalty
completely off topic..
But I've just found out I got my mate fired from his Job in a call centre thanks to my emails full of jokes from the sick jokes book. not only that but I was indirectly involved in half a dozen other firings due to him forwarding them. In his words: 'well done mcdanger, you managed to deeply offend everyone with children, all the women, the metally retarded and the gays.'
So pats on the back all round people, we have increased the unemployment levels in nottingham substantially! anyone whos out of work, I hear they are now hiring at the sky call centre...
apparently the huntley jokes went down a right storm too
(Wed 9th Aug 2006, 12:08, More)
completely off topic..
But I've just found out I got my mate fired from his Job in a call centre thanks to my emails full of jokes from the sick jokes book. not only that but I was indirectly involved in half a dozen other firings due to him forwarding them. In his words: 'well done mcdanger, you managed to deeply offend everyone with children, all the women, the metally retarded and the gays.'
So pats on the back all round people, we have increased the unemployment levels in nottingham substantially! anyone whos out of work, I hear they are now hiring at the sky call centre...
apparently the huntley jokes went down a right storm too
(Wed 9th Aug 2006, 12:08, More)
» Putting the Fun in Funeral
Thank's you lot
In both the sarcastic and literal sense. Lost my old man to alcoholism last year and the first anniversary is coming up. Been thinking about it more and more so decided to look up b3ta for some light relief. Rock on Tommy! what a time to read the quetion of the week..
I didnt go to my dads funeral, so reading these stories, knowing he would have pissed himself at a lot of them..I dunno, but somehow you've helped me out so cheers!
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(Wed 17th May 2006, 16:47, More)
Thank's you lot
In both the sarcastic and literal sense. Lost my old man to alcoholism last year and the first anniversary is coming up. Been thinking about it more and more so decided to look up b3ta for some light relief. Rock on Tommy! what a time to read the quetion of the week..
I didnt go to my dads funeral, so reading these stories, knowing he would have pissed himself at a lot of them..I dunno, but somehow you've helped me out so cheers!
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(Wed 17th May 2006, 16:47, More)