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Fire!
Don't play with fire! I once thought it would be fun to play with an aerosol and a box of matches. One large fire and a next-door neighbours' car later and I had CID banging on my door at 6am.

Unfortunately it didn't end there, thinking that I could get away with it I ended up dragging my family and my sorry ass through the magistrates and ultimately the crown court. I ended up with a conviction for arson. Thankfully the judge took pity on me and decided not to put me in the slammer, as clearly I looked like prime bumming material.

Some day I'll look back on all of this and (sob) laugh.
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 15:09, More)