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GRATE BIG FUCSK @ UR FACE

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» Spoilt Brats

My Super-Sweet Sixteen
Has nobody seen it? Seriously?

It basically nullifies this whole QoTW. I tried to post a youtube link but they're all parodies.

This one lass got bought a convertible for her sixteenth, then proceeded to piss herself - as it was driven up in front of her gasping friends, tied up in a gigantic comedy-style bow - because it was the wrong colour.

ARGH. JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOE FACES.
(Thu 9th Oct 2008, 19:30, More)

» Running away

I suppose it counts:
When she was about four or five, my sister ran away from home. She took my little blue plastic police tricycle, and wore nothing but red welly-boots.
I think she got about halfway down our road before my mum brought her back.

Same blue trike got nicked and we found it one day parked outside Safeway, but that's another story.
Just to clarify, this wasn't meant to be interesting.
(Mon 14th Aug 2006, 22:47, More)

» Strict Parents

Yeah.
As a punishment for never doing any of my GCSE/A course courseworks, I was frequently and reasonably banned from using the computer - the computer I needed to use to do said work.

All makes sense to them, doesn't it? Bless their hearts.

Oh yeah, and apparently reading Judge Dredd before you hit 14 is a sure-fire way of turning yourself into a stone-cold, rampaging psychopath.
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 16:40, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

Oh yes
Never in your life try and blag a meal just before closing-up time. It adds a good hour and a half onto the kitchen staff's shift and they will not thank you for it. Retribution expected.

EDITING: Also, i'm not sure whether Dumbmonkey's deliberately got that wrong and is being silly, or is a tool and thinks half the world doesn't know the correct definition.
EDITAGAIN: Wait, hold on...
FINALEDIT: Yeah, so grammar and punctuation and stuff really aids in reading comprehension. Sorry, never mind.
You may continue.
(Tue 25th Jul 2006, 15:24, More)

» Well, that taught 'em

IF SOMEONE'S A KNOB TO ME I JUST TAKE THEIR MONEY, SIMPLE AS
AHAHAHAHA SORTED.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 8:45, More)
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