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Lives in Northampton. Ambition is to get a Batman-style aircraft hangar and fill it with fab motorbikes. Have 2 at the moment, both classics (otherwise known as heaps of shit). Works in sales and talks too much.
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Lives in Northampton. Ambition is to get a Batman-style aircraft hangar and fill it with fab motorbikes. Have 2 at the moment, both classics (otherwise known as heaps of shit). Works in sales and talks too much.
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» World's Sickest Joke
Cheating Girlfriend
A man is sitting in a bar looking really upset. The barman realises that this depressed looking man is bad for business so goes to cheer him up.
"What's the matter?" asks the barman.
"I've just found my wife in bed with my best friend"
"That's awful!" shouts the barman. "What a bitch! What did you do?"
"Well," said the man, "I grabbed my girlfriend by the hair, threw her out of the house, grabbed all her clothes, threw them out of the window after her and told her never to come back."
"Good for you", says the barman. "What did you do to your best friend?"
"Well", says the man. "I shook my finger at him and said "BAD DOG!" "
Yay! First posting!
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 11:55, More)
Cheating Girlfriend
A man is sitting in a bar looking really upset. The barman realises that this depressed looking man is bad for business so goes to cheer him up.
"What's the matter?" asks the barman.
"I've just found my wife in bed with my best friend"
"That's awful!" shouts the barman. "What a bitch! What did you do?"
"Well," said the man, "I grabbed my girlfriend by the hair, threw her out of the house, grabbed all her clothes, threw them out of the window after her and told her never to come back."
"Good for you", says the barman. "What did you do to your best friend?"
"Well", says the man. "I shook my finger at him and said "BAD DOG!" "
Yay! First posting!
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 11:55, More)
» Awesome Sickies
Mmm... cat puke tea
I'm calling Australian clients from the UK at the moment so have a an early start. This morning, I had to get up at 3.30am for work as usual and had a cup of green tea (mid-twenties health kick moment!)- you don't put milk in it so I just picked up the mug and started drinking it whilst getting ready for work. (sort hair out, feed cats etc) Halfway through the cup I there was a brown blob which turned out to be cat food in the cup. Bleeeuuurgh! Don't know whether one of the little f*ckers spat in it or whether it had fallen in the kettle(?) but it was very much a dry retch moment. Went to work and made a cup of tea and took an enormous mouthful to take the cat food taste away (reason cats lick their asses isn't it? To take the taste away) and the milk was off. So that mouthful was distributed liberally all over the wall and computer.
Note to b3ta: don't try drinking cat food, it grosses you out, you feel like shit and gives you a phobia of drinking tea, but it isn't a valid reason for a day off work (damn!)
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 17:08, More)
Mmm... cat puke tea
I'm calling Australian clients from the UK at the moment so have a an early start. This morning, I had to get up at 3.30am for work as usual and had a cup of green tea (mid-twenties health kick moment!)- you don't put milk in it so I just picked up the mug and started drinking it whilst getting ready for work. (sort hair out, feed cats etc) Halfway through the cup I there was a brown blob which turned out to be cat food in the cup. Bleeeuuurgh! Don't know whether one of the little f*ckers spat in it or whether it had fallen in the kettle(?) but it was very much a dry retch moment. Went to work and made a cup of tea and took an enormous mouthful to take the cat food taste away (reason cats lick their asses isn't it? To take the taste away) and the milk was off. So that mouthful was distributed liberally all over the wall and computer.
Note to b3ta: don't try drinking cat food, it grosses you out, you feel like shit and gives you a phobia of drinking tea, but it isn't a valid reason for a day off work (damn!)
(Tue 13th Jun 2006, 17:08, More)