» Insults

/Unlurk
Horse's minge

/Lurks
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 21:20, More)

» Insults

PISH
From Scottish TV series "Rab C. Nesbitt"-

"Away an' lie in your ain pish!"

or a local favourite here -

"Away an' throw shite at yoursel'!"
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 22:01, More)

» Personal Hygiene

Surely this says it all
edinburghnews.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=291942007


Nice to see he liked his Tennents anyway.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 20:22, More)

» My Collection

Smartie Lids
When I was about 14 until the age of 19 I kept the lids off tubes of smarties. I kept them in a little tin, and green ones were my favourite. You used to be able to "shoot" people with them if you squashed the tube fast enough, sort of like an extremely pathetic air gun.

Note that I didn't consider myself a weirdo at this point, and that I've just thrown out shitloads of stuff that I've been hoarding over the years so that I can make my flat all nice, ready for selling.

I notice nowadays that they've binned the lids and have a stupid cardboard enclosure now. Spoilsports.

Obligatory knob gag.
(Wed 17th Jan 2007, 20:26, More)