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High Robbery
mate of mine was in south east asia and determined to lose his muck to a local whore, eventually finding one who took him back to her house where they proceeded to get down and dirty. halfway through though he hears this noise, and looking over sees a crib in the corner of the room containing an infant, standing up and watching him give its mother the drilling of her life. apologising, he withdraws and states that he is unable to continue with it staring at him like that, at which point she bangs on the wall and shouts something like "lam chang chao!", next thing he knows a panel has slid aside and two heavies storm in and sieze him, shouting "you pay now! you pay now!"
"fine, no problems." he replies calmly, and hands over her previously agreed fee of what amounted to in the local currency as a whopping £2.50.
(Tue 24th Jan 2006, 11:19, More)