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I'm in college, and I'm majoring English and Computer Science. I've been reading the newsletter for over a year an a half, and I just finally got a messageboard profile. I'm one of b3ta's American readers.
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» Worst Nicknames Ever
My drunken neighbor at university...
couldn't pronounce my surname (Ptomey) and decided to go with the first thing he thought of: Poontaki.
I'm rather hairy. One chaotic night, the same neighbor found me completely pissed arse-naked sitting on the floor of our suite's shower. He'd decided to check on me because it was 4 in the morning and I'd been in there for an hour-and-a-half. Seeing me in my hairy gloriousness (including my long hair draped over my head making me look like Cousin It) spawned the addition to my nickname: Monster.
And so my nickname, Poontaki Monster, spread throughout the entire hall - along with that story.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 18:10, More)
My drunken neighbor at university...
couldn't pronounce my surname (Ptomey) and decided to go with the first thing he thought of: Poontaki.
I'm rather hairy. One chaotic night, the same neighbor found me completely pissed arse-naked sitting on the floor of our suite's shower. He'd decided to check on me because it was 4 in the morning and I'd been in there for an hour-and-a-half. Seeing me in my hairy gloriousness (including my long hair draped over my head making me look like Cousin It) spawned the addition to my nickname: Monster.
And so my nickname, Poontaki Monster, spread throughout the entire hall - along with that story.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 18:10, More)
» Accidentally Erotic
Hermione
Dunno why, but I've got a thing for the girl who plays Hermione on HP. I didn't feel bad about it 'til I found out she's 15...
I also had a thing for a second cousin a few years back. She always wore these really short Daisy Dukes. In a fit of teenage stupidity, I brought it up with her hoping something might come of it. Turns out she could tell I fancied her (women's intuition has always baffled me), and we haven't really talked much since.
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 7:09, More)
Hermione
Dunno why, but I've got a thing for the girl who plays Hermione on HP. I didn't feel bad about it 'til I found out she's 15...
I also had a thing for a second cousin a few years back. She always wore these really short Daisy Dukes. In a fit of teenage stupidity, I brought it up with her hoping something might come of it. Turns out she could tell I fancied her (women's intuition has always baffled me), and we haven't really talked much since.
(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 7:09, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What's blue and screws old people?
Hypothermia.
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 21:15, More)
What's blue and screws old people?
Hypothermia.
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 21:15, More)