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» Teenage Parties

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get this, rich mates house party loadsa booze, walked into parents bedroom and found his !!!mum's!!! porno stash, my mates older sister walked into the room to find me bashing away to the hardcore porno, i lost my virginity to her on her parents kingsize bed, only to have my mate greet me in the morning with "dirty cunt, in my parents bed and with my sister" i replied "sorry mate" to which he said "dont wory mate, i was givin that black dude head at the same time", wasent a suprise when he told us he was gay about a year later!!!
(Sat 15th Apr 2006, 0:09, More)

» Sacked

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got sacked from the local restaurant for wanking in bosses mayo, shit!!!
(Sat 25th Feb 2006, 14:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

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a Tesco store in pakistan colapsed, there were only two fatalities, ah well, every little helps

sory couldn't resist it!
(Sat 15th Apr 2006, 0:48, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

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elton john and his husband are on honey moon, elton has to go on a publicity shoot, elton says to his partner stay here and dont wank while im gone, he returns to the room to find cum allover the sheets and says to his husband i told you not to wank, then came the reply i didnt wank, i farted
(Sat 25th Feb 2006, 14:51, More)