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Healthy....
If you ate Stephen Hawking, would that count as one of your "five a day" portions?
(Sun 26th Feb 2006, 21:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Sounds better when you're pissed.
A man is walking through the park, when he sees a cute little girl walking her little dog.
The man thinks how sweet, and he goes up to the girl and says "Hi Sweetie, what's your dog called?"
"He's called Porky, mister"
"That's a very odd name, why do you call him that?"
"Cos he fucks pigs"
(Sun 26th Feb 2006, 21:34, More)

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Kitten....
What's the difference between a kitten and a pizza?


A kitten takes 3 minutes longer in the microwave.
(Sun 26th Feb 2006, 21:47, More)