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» My Greatest Regrets
Pozitron
Pozitron! Thats the sadest thing I've ever heard! That Karma crap! He'll probably stub his toe!
Get shot of the slut and forgett about her! She's obviously a bitch!
As for him death comes to us all, just hope it finds him in a nasty way before it finds you.
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 10:08, More)
Pozitron
Pozitron! Thats the sadest thing I've ever heard! That Karma crap! He'll probably stub his toe!
Get shot of the slut and forgett about her! She's obviously a bitch!
As for him death comes to us all, just hope it finds him in a nasty way before it finds you.
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 10:08, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
I like the Officer type
I really fancied admiral Piet from the Empire Strikes back, and Genral Veers made me wetter than Manchester in Febuary!
Admiral Ozzel, he looked better as Mr Broson in Grange Hill.
Yes I did really fancy these people in the 80's! Teenage Whore! Moans, must be! I always liked an authoritative man, even better When in an Imperial Uniform. The Rebels never did it for me, there uniforms sucked!
Wide as hell!
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 11:33, More)
I like the Officer type
I really fancied admiral Piet from the Empire Strikes back, and Genral Veers made me wetter than Manchester in Febuary!
Admiral Ozzel, he looked better as Mr Broson in Grange Hill.
Yes I did really fancy these people in the 80's! Teenage Whore! Moans, must be! I always liked an authoritative man, even better When in an Imperial Uniform. The Rebels never did it for me, there uniforms sucked!
Wide as hell!
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 11:33, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
the thirteenth devil woooooo!
We did a Wonggy (how the fuck do you spell it?) board in our shed, there we're 8 of us. 1984 I think?
We managed to capture a spirit in our glass (yeah right!) Anyway the glass went crazzy spelling things out only we knew (oh my god! How do you know these things?, Because your moving the glass with your finger!)
Any way this thing then told us it was the 13th Devil (thought there was only one?) and it would do our bidding if we came back to the shed a midnight.
At this point being only 6 I was a bit frightened, but my older bothers and friends said yeh lets do it, but just incase this Devil dude got nasty, we should get hold of some holy water, to throw at it! (As if that would help?)
So I was dispatched to our local church. ''Excuse mw Vicar can I have some holy water from your font'' ''All water is holy my child'' ''Oh for fucks sake!'' Says my older brother.
Midnight drew close as we approched the shed! I was shitting my pants and ready to run, being out late in our large back garden was scary enough, just incase the ghost of Punch Adam got you (thats another tale).
''Theres a blue mist in the shed!'' ''Fuck this I'm off''!
Was there a blue mist?
Was there a Devil?
Was it my older brothers and next door nieghbour twating about?
But that night everyone returned from the shed unharmed! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 15:49, More)
the thirteenth devil woooooo!
We did a Wonggy (how the fuck do you spell it?) board in our shed, there we're 8 of us. 1984 I think?
We managed to capture a spirit in our glass (yeah right!) Anyway the glass went crazzy spelling things out only we knew (oh my god! How do you know these things?, Because your moving the glass with your finger!)
Any way this thing then told us it was the 13th Devil (thought there was only one?) and it would do our bidding if we came back to the shed a midnight.
At this point being only 6 I was a bit frightened, but my older bothers and friends said yeh lets do it, but just incase this Devil dude got nasty, we should get hold of some holy water, to throw at it! (As if that would help?)
So I was dispatched to our local church. ''Excuse mw Vicar can I have some holy water from your font'' ''All water is holy my child'' ''Oh for fucks sake!'' Says my older brother.
Midnight drew close as we approched the shed! I was shitting my pants and ready to run, being out late in our large back garden was scary enough, just incase the ghost of Punch Adam got you (thats another tale).
''Theres a blue mist in the shed!'' ''Fuck this I'm off''!
Was there a blue mist?
Was there a Devil?
Was it my older brothers and next door nieghbour twating about?
But that night everyone returned from the shed unharmed! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 15:49, More)
» Heckles
Right on brother!
Re: Daphne and Celeste
I happened to have heard most of Daphne and Celeste's fine artistic work before I actually saw them (mainly because I have a little sister). The reason I joined in the bottling them off stage is down to this - I did not pay to see them - they were not on the line up, and when some completely untalented little rich girls decide that they're going to appear on stage and sing songs like "Because we want to" and "Oh stick you", I don't like to have my time wasted. Don't get me wrong, I like my pop music, I also like rock, jazz - fuck it, anything that is GOOD. THEY WERE NOT GOOD. THEY WERE SHIT. IF YOU'RE OPINION IS DIFFERENT THEN YOU ARE WRONG WRONG WRONG. So shove that up yer tradesmens entrance 'Last Night A DJ Battered My Christ'. Teh geyest name eva.
Too right I was also there! They are twats! and your a twat ''Last Night A DJ Battered My Christ'' Oh poor little rich girls, you sad muppet! Ie fuck off!
(Wed 12th Apr 2006, 11:35, More)
Right on brother!
Re: Daphne and Celeste
I happened to have heard most of Daphne and Celeste's fine artistic work before I actually saw them (mainly because I have a little sister). The reason I joined in the bottling them off stage is down to this - I did not pay to see them - they were not on the line up, and when some completely untalented little rich girls decide that they're going to appear on stage and sing songs like "Because we want to" and "Oh stick you", I don't like to have my time wasted. Don't get me wrong, I like my pop music, I also like rock, jazz - fuck it, anything that is GOOD. THEY WERE NOT GOOD. THEY WERE SHIT. IF YOU'RE OPINION IS DIFFERENT THEN YOU ARE WRONG WRONG WRONG. So shove that up yer tradesmens entrance 'Last Night A DJ Battered My Christ'. Teh geyest name eva.
Too right I was also there! They are twats! and your a twat ''Last Night A DJ Battered My Christ'' Oh poor little rich girls, you sad muppet! Ie fuck off!
(Wed 12th Apr 2006, 11:35, More)