» Putting the Fun in Funeral

I will be stipulating in my will that I want to be cremated.
Our cat is getting on and my partner wants to have him skinned and his skeleton set and mounted. This has led to him promising to do the same to me should I shuffle my coil first. I have a mental picture of my skeleton sat in the corner of our lounge, cat in lap, hand poised above in a stroking motion. I'm not particularly sentimental about my death, but I refuse to be reduced to a dinner party annecdote.
Apologies if my first post converges on the horizon.
(Fri 12th May 2006, 13:20, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

Behind the wheel
Woke up ridiculously early in a SA safari reserve to see all the cute little lanimals. Unlike myself they are most active in the morning. Inconsiderately they'd all buggered off, so I spent an hour driving around looking at scrub land until the next thing I knew, the car was tipping and the wheel was being wrestled from me by my partner. Thankfully the only time I've fallen asleep at the wheel I was travelling a 5 mph miles in the middle of no where, miles away from any icecream vans or lollypop ladies.
(Thu 4th Jan 2007, 10:37, More)

» When were you last really scared?

Wusses R Us
Went to see Alien 3 with a mate when I was a student one afternoon, crap film I agree, but I am a complete pussy when it comes to anything scary or even socially embarassing. Anywho, the film scares the pants off me, we leave. My mate mentions he was more scared of me than the film, particularly when I grabbed him. I have no recollection of this at all, however he then pulled the sleave on his top up to reveal some pretty nasty bruising.
(Fri 23rd Feb 2007, 13:09, More)