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» The Weird Kid In Class
hmmmm.....
I imagine it was probably me! In the first year I 'procured' (stole!) a big lump of Sodium and preceeded to throw it down the toilets....cue massive explosion, me and a friend emerging from said toilets with comedy blacked up faces and hair sticking up in the air!! How i avoided suspension for that i do not know was quite expensive to fix so I was told!
Fast forward a bit to the 3rd year and cue me managing to get hold of a Teachers password, which allowed me unlimited access to the school network which contained all our grades. Clever cloggs here decides to change all his grades to A....ALL of em! Including subjects i was obviously failing...and even a couple of subjects I had 'dropped out' of the year before. This time i Was suspended for 2 weeks and even the police became involved as I had brkoen the Data Protection Act...
There are lots more including the time i blew all the electrics (by sticking the motor from one of them hand held fans directly into the mains), and the time i narly burnt the place down!!
Think my name is stil mentioned amongst some of the teachers there to this day.....
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 11:27, More)
hmmmm.....
I imagine it was probably me! In the first year I 'procured' (stole!) a big lump of Sodium and preceeded to throw it down the toilets....cue massive explosion, me and a friend emerging from said toilets with comedy blacked up faces and hair sticking up in the air!! How i avoided suspension for that i do not know was quite expensive to fix so I was told!
Fast forward a bit to the 3rd year and cue me managing to get hold of a Teachers password, which allowed me unlimited access to the school network which contained all our grades. Clever cloggs here decides to change all his grades to A....ALL of em! Including subjects i was obviously failing...and even a couple of subjects I had 'dropped out' of the year before. This time i Was suspended for 2 weeks and even the police became involved as I had brkoen the Data Protection Act...
There are lots more including the time i blew all the electrics (by sticking the motor from one of them hand held fans directly into the mains), and the time i narly burnt the place down!!
Think my name is stil mentioned amongst some of the teachers there to this day.....
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 11:27, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
Obvious?
Can't believe no one has mentioned Felicity Kendell from The Good Life yet...
To quote Martin Clunes "she was deliciously pert wasent she"
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 14:46, More)
Obvious?
Can't believe no one has mentioned Felicity Kendell from The Good Life yet...
To quote Martin Clunes "she was deliciously pert wasent she"
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 14:46, More)
» Unexpected Good Fortune
Best Glasto Ever!!
Glasto 04 could not get hold of a ticket for love nor money. Friend of mine, who we will call Tim, contacts me out of the blue and says he has been given a spare ticket...result No. 1!! So off we go and have a right old time munching anything we could get our hands on that was naughty (saw a stall offering 'Poke' at £10 a pop?!?).
Whilst loitering outside the dance tent getting nicely toasted on pear cider I put my hand out and pick up the most childishly fake 5 pound note i have ever seen. (Was basically just the number 5 drawn on toilet paper in wax crayon). After a quick look around find a pile of them, can't really be spent anywhere were people may have eyes, so off i wander into the dark cover of the dance tent and return with pocketfuls of naughtiness to keep us going.....result No. 2!!
Then comes to last day of Glasto and everyone is skint again with no real or phoney money when another acquaintance, who I will call Ilan, Kicks a wallet along the floor that has a reassuringly heavy sound. Picks it up to find another 10 'little fella's' 2 (I think) grams of Columbia’s finest and about £70....Result No.3!!
Lady luck was on her back with her legs akimbo for us that weekend......have vague memories about various bands/DJ's being good as well but they are kind of fuzzy......
Length?? Well its big enough to fill a pram!
(Tue 19th Sep 2006, 14:42, More)
Best Glasto Ever!!
Glasto 04 could not get hold of a ticket for love nor money. Friend of mine, who we will call Tim, contacts me out of the blue and says he has been given a spare ticket...result No. 1!! So off we go and have a right old time munching anything we could get our hands on that was naughty (saw a stall offering 'Poke' at £10 a pop?!?).
Whilst loitering outside the dance tent getting nicely toasted on pear cider I put my hand out and pick up the most childishly fake 5 pound note i have ever seen. (Was basically just the number 5 drawn on toilet paper in wax crayon). After a quick look around find a pile of them, can't really be spent anywhere were people may have eyes, so off i wander into the dark cover of the dance tent and return with pocketfuls of naughtiness to keep us going.....result No. 2!!
Then comes to last day of Glasto and everyone is skint again with no real or phoney money when another acquaintance, who I will call Ilan, Kicks a wallet along the floor that has a reassuringly heavy sound. Picks it up to find another 10 'little fella's' 2 (I think) grams of Columbia’s finest and about £70....Result No.3!!
Lady luck was on her back with her legs akimbo for us that weekend......have vague memories about various bands/DJ's being good as well but they are kind of fuzzy......
Length?? Well its big enough to fill a pram!
(Tue 19th Sep 2006, 14:42, More)
» Unexpected Good Fortune
Tooth - Hurty......
Not been to the Dentist in 11 years (I know I know!!) Went last week for a check up...no fillings, no problems, and only 1 tooth needed to come out (one i had chipped a few years earlier) prety lucky considering I am just about the heaviest drinker/smoker i know!!
P.S. oi McDanger you do realise how many people who read this messageboard know both you and mrs McDanger?? Me, James, Kyle , etc, etc.....is this not how the trouble started in the first place big mouth??
P.P.S. Good news on the laptop by the way...all the dog-porn you could possibly want is now yours ;-)
(Tue 19th Sep 2006, 12:06, More)
Tooth - Hurty......
Not been to the Dentist in 11 years (I know I know!!) Went last week for a check up...no fillings, no problems, and only 1 tooth needed to come out (one i had chipped a few years earlier) prety lucky considering I am just about the heaviest drinker/smoker i know!!
P.S. oi McDanger you do realise how many people who read this messageboard know both you and mrs McDanger?? Me, James, Kyle , etc, etc.....is this not how the trouble started in the first place big mouth??
P.P.S. Good news on the laptop by the way...all the dog-porn you could possibly want is now yours ;-)
(Tue 19th Sep 2006, 12:06, More)