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» Worst Nicknames Ever
Yay.
Never the most popular of people at school, from year 9 onwards I was dubbed 'Turkey Boy' or just 'Turkey' due to my strange run and long neck.
Most people (chavs in particular) seemed to consider this hilarious; especially at Christmas time, for fairly obvious reasons. 'Twasn't much fun.
The bastards.
Anyway, here's a few nicknames of other people that I can remember:
-Microdave: Dave who was short. Also known as Robocop for about a week. I have no idea why.
-Hovis: I can't remember why I named this person thusly. Or even who he was, for that matter...
-Mr. Leake, Warrior of Justice: A teacher who me and my mate Ed randomly decided was a superhero and that whenever he left the classroom he had seen the 'Leake Signal' and had to rush out to save the world. Don't ask.
-Penguin: The aformentioned Ed. 'Cuz he resembles a penguin. 'Nuff said.
-The Fiend: Some evil wench.
My dad, the complete git that he is, has recently taken to calling me 'Lazy Cunt' because of my general laziness, and also 'Dracula/Vamp/Zombie', due to my messed up inverted sleeping pattern. (Rather than any tendency I might have to viciously attack passers-by and drain their lifeblood.)
(Thu 25th May 2006, 0:59, More)
Yay.
Never the most popular of people at school, from year 9 onwards I was dubbed 'Turkey Boy' or just 'Turkey' due to my strange run and long neck.
Most people (chavs in particular) seemed to consider this hilarious; especially at Christmas time, for fairly obvious reasons. 'Twasn't much fun.
The bastards.
Anyway, here's a few nicknames of other people that I can remember:
-Microdave: Dave who was short. Also known as Robocop for about a week. I have no idea why.
-Hovis: I can't remember why I named this person thusly. Or even who he was, for that matter...
-Mr. Leake, Warrior of Justice: A teacher who me and my mate Ed randomly decided was a superhero and that whenever he left the classroom he had seen the 'Leake Signal' and had to rush out to save the world. Don't ask.
-Penguin: The aformentioned Ed. 'Cuz he resembles a penguin. 'Nuff said.
-The Fiend: Some evil wench.
My dad, the complete git that he is, has recently taken to calling me 'Lazy Cunt' because of my general laziness, and also 'Dracula/Vamp/Zombie', due to my messed up inverted sleeping pattern. (Rather than any tendency I might have to viciously attack passers-by and drain their lifeblood.)
(Thu 25th May 2006, 0:59, More)