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» Unexpected Good Fortune
Gear turfed out of window
I was walking back from my mates local after a shit night in some village near Edinburgh. We were crossing a field (short cut) when ahead a car being hotly pursued by the polis screamed past. Entertaining indeed. We continued towards the gate that would take us on to the main road and back up to my mate's house. As we climbed over the gate we saw a bag that had previously held a laptop. Only now it contained a big fuck-off brick of compacted skunk and various little zip-locks filled with unidentified pills. Flushed the pills and spent the next 3 months or so in a herbal-jazz induced daze. Nice.
(Sat 16th Sep 2006, 20:46, More)
Gear turfed out of window
I was walking back from my mates local after a shit night in some village near Edinburgh. We were crossing a field (short cut) when ahead a car being hotly pursued by the polis screamed past. Entertaining indeed. We continued towards the gate that would take us on to the main road and back up to my mate's house. As we climbed over the gate we saw a bag that had previously held a laptop. Only now it contained a big fuck-off brick of compacted skunk and various little zip-locks filled with unidentified pills. Flushed the pills and spent the next 3 months or so in a herbal-jazz induced daze. Nice.
(Sat 16th Sep 2006, 20:46, More)
» DIY fashion
Don't Trust Women
My attractive friend suggested that I squeeze myself into my younger brother's tiny little Bayern Munich replica footie top (Old Skool Adidas with groovy Gothic script across the chest). I was 17. My brother was 10. Despite my reservations I agreed in a futile attempt to endear myself to said attractive friend.
Went clubbing. Looked a right twat. Got strange looks all night and rounded the evening off by getting smashed in the face for 'being a poof'.
(Tue 29th Aug 2006, 19:02, More)
Don't Trust Women
My attractive friend suggested that I squeeze myself into my younger brother's tiny little Bayern Munich replica footie top (Old Skool Adidas with groovy Gothic script across the chest). I was 17. My brother was 10. Despite my reservations I agreed in a futile attempt to endear myself to said attractive friend.
Went clubbing. Looked a right twat. Got strange looks all night and rounded the evening off by getting smashed in the face for 'being a poof'.
(Tue 29th Aug 2006, 19:02, More)