» My Greatest Regrets

Fit, blonde ex-colleague
I worked in a chain bar in Oldham a few years ago. To my delight, one of my incredibly attractive female colleagues took a bit of a shine to me. Only I didn't realise.

Fast forward a few months and I'm working in a different bar. She comes in one night and demands I take her back to my place, so I oblige and boff her brains out. We're talking woman of my dreams shiz here.

What happens next? Does a wonderful, loving relationship blossom? Or even a downright dirty, no-strings one? No. I, rather foolishly in retrospect, decide to ignore all her calls and texts.

To this day I have no idea why.

Thankfully, the current Mrs. Zorrro is now the woman of my dreams. Every cloud, eh?

Am I supposed to put one of those length/girth jokes now? I assume she liked both considering she pestered me.
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 16:14, More)