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Im Tom
Im at the age where i can leagally pour JD down my neck until i start making strange noises and falling over backwards.
Here is me well on the way to doing the above
Bit of a car freak/geek.
Currently at Uni, so im one of those horrible student types, although im not the sort who stands in busy shopping centres and asks you for "3 minutes of your time to answer this questionaire" - they fuck me right off.
I do a bit of cocking around with photoshop but its usually being a geek and messing with cars. I do occasionally get bored and make daft things though.
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Im Tom
Im at the age where i can leagally pour JD down my neck until i start making strange noises and falling over backwards.
Here is me well on the way to doing the above
Bit of a car freak/geek.
Currently at Uni, so im one of those horrible student types, although im not the sort who stands in busy shopping centres and asks you for "3 minutes of your time to answer this questionaire" - they fuck me right off.
I do a bit of cocking around with photoshop but its usually being a geek and messing with cars. I do occasionally get bored and make daft things though.
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» Best Graffiti Ever
Think i saw this in a book
But its brilliant nonetheless.
In a public toilet, one particularly graffiti covered wall had been freshly whitewashed by the council.
One enterprising chap had quickly divided up the wall for future graffiti, with sections marked: FOOTBALL - POLITICS - WOMEN
Only days later the sections had been filled with 'up the reds'- 'up the reds' and 'up the reds'
(Fri 4th May 2007, 9:50, More)
Think i saw this in a book
But its brilliant nonetheless.
In a public toilet, one particularly graffiti covered wall had been freshly whitewashed by the council.
One enterprising chap had quickly divided up the wall for future graffiti, with sections marked: FOOTBALL - POLITICS - WOMEN
Only days later the sections had been filled with 'up the reds'- 'up the reds' and 'up the reds'
(Fri 4th May 2007, 9:50, More)
» Work Experience
MG Over
If youve ever wondered why they went out of business allow my work experience with them at a Bradford main dealer to act as an insight:
Day one:
Turn up, my first job involves getting handed masses of cash and being told to check to see if it was real or not.
1 hour in to my placement, one of the guys asks if i want to go with them to pick up a car in lincoln - some 80 miles away. We take the top of the range demonstrator car, at one point hitting an indicated 125mph down a country road whilst queen blasted out of the stereo.
Day two: The entire day is spent aimlessly shuffling cars about on the forecourt.
Day three: Usual course of drinking pop and doing fuck all continues until the transporter arrives with a selection of brand-new factory fresh cars. I'm immediately asked by the driver if i want to drive them off the back of the lorry, might i add at this point i was 16 - looked about 14 and clearly didnt have a driving license.
Day four: More tooling about in other peoples cars/shouting at every female pedestrian to and from places picking up other cars.
This cycle of doing very very little in between bouts of mental driving continued for the entire week.
Not ONCE did i ever witness a single car being sold.
Quite the finest bunch of people ive ever had the please of not working with.
(Thu 10th May 2007, 22:28, More)
MG Over
If youve ever wondered why they went out of business allow my work experience with them at a Bradford main dealer to act as an insight:
Day one:
Turn up, my first job involves getting handed masses of cash and being told to check to see if it was real or not.
1 hour in to my placement, one of the guys asks if i want to go with them to pick up a car in lincoln - some 80 miles away. We take the top of the range demonstrator car, at one point hitting an indicated 125mph down a country road whilst queen blasted out of the stereo.
Day two: The entire day is spent aimlessly shuffling cars about on the forecourt.
Day three: Usual course of drinking pop and doing fuck all continues until the transporter arrives with a selection of brand-new factory fresh cars. I'm immediately asked by the driver if i want to drive them off the back of the lorry, might i add at this point i was 16 - looked about 14 and clearly didnt have a driving license.
Day four: More tooling about in other peoples cars/shouting at every female pedestrian to and from places picking up other cars.
This cycle of doing very very little in between bouts of mental driving continued for the entire week.
Not ONCE did i ever witness a single car being sold.
Quite the finest bunch of people ive ever had the please of not working with.
(Thu 10th May 2007, 22:28, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Saw this a while back
Mis-spellers of the world untie!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 9:28, More)
Saw this a while back
Mis-spellers of the world untie!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 9:28, More)