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Surprise
When I was a callow youth, I was seeing a girl a long way away. Now, said girl already had a boyfriend who also lived a long way away. As far as her strict, religious (but very sweet) mother and her (non-religious) older sister were concerned we were "just friends". Despite the fact that any being with eyes could see there was something going on between us.

One weekend, I'd gone down to see her and we had the bungalow to ourselves, so being young and horny we decided to get down and do the wild thing.

Now, this bungalow was laid out such that all the rooms were off a main square "hall". So, as you walked in the back door into the kitchen you could see into two of the bedrooms. Now my "friend" wasn't exactly what you call quiet, so there I am taking her from behind with her screaming "Fuck me! Fuck me harder!" when who should stroll into the kitchen but her sister. As she did so, she copped an eyeful of me dumping a load of DV's finest vintage all over her sister's back. Cue much embarrassment all round.

Fast forward 14 years, and we catch up again after losing touch. Met up with said girl (and her husband) and her sister, who has absolutely no recollection of the event and still often says "It's great that you're still friends after all these years. How come you two never got together?"
(Wed 17th Oct 2007, 16:02, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

On top of a privet hedge
During my wild and reckless youth, my route home to my parent's house took me past a series of semi-detached houses the gardens of which were bordered with immaculately trimmed hedges. During one of those drunken conversations one has, my mate and I thought we'd see if it was possible to lay on top of one of the hedges. Turns out it was....

One of the best night's sleep I've ever had.
(Tue 2nd Jan 2007, 16:28, More)