» That's when I knew it was over...

bleurgh
After waiting patiently all night for he umpteenth time for the bloke to come home after staying "at a mates" I knew it was over when my response to the obligatory "You're just like my mother" was:

"I do not have three broken marriages and kids with varying surnames. I do not dress like a 16 year old. I am not like your mother because I am not a raging slut."

Whenever I need cheering up I just remember the look on his face.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 15:17, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

hair sniffing
It's quite simple really... when out on the piss with a bunch off mates the challenge is to smell as many people of the opposite sex's heads as possible without them noticing - normally decided by the appointed adjudicator of the evening.

Scoring is as follows:
1 point for a sniff
2 points if you manage to rub their hair in your face, or if they are bald.

Although usually we tend to forget the scoring
It's ended up with one of us getting slapped by the girlfriend of the guy who's head she was sniffing, and on another occasion I almost got thrown out of my Dad's pub for doing it.

Good times ...
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 14:41, More)

» Scars with history

my sister...
has a scar above her left eye from when we were very little: she took, no, stole, one of my toys and the only retalliation at the time i could muster was to try and bite her eye out. The scar's only 1/2cm long but it's the best of our battle scars from the toddler years.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 13:29, More)

» Useless Information

ooh another one!
Spike Milligan's gravestone reads:

"I told you I was ill."
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 18:12, More)

» Useless Information

orgasmic facts!
The only other species to have sex for pleasure other than humans is the dolphin.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 whole minutes.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 17:53, More)