Profile for Crash0ng:
In my mid 30's ffs, married, one daughter and a dog, mortgage etc...
Originally from Canada but grew up in Northern Ireland.
I literally find everything funny (except female comediennes obviously). I have no moral centre and my wife will also add, no feelings. I can find humour in ANY situation... there is no line... I piss on your taboos!
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In my mid 30's ffs, married, one daughter and a dog, mortgage etc...
Originally from Canada but grew up in Northern Ireland.
I literally find everything funny (except female comediennes obviously). I have no moral centre and my wife will also add, no feelings. I can find humour in ANY situation... there is no line... I piss on your taboos!
Recent front page messages:
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» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
Am I bad?
So getting hot and heavy under the covers at a friends house with a girl I met 10 minutes ago at the party downstairs.
Never met her before (or since) and as it was the 80's... we're heading to shagtown!
Suddenly!
"Do you have a condom?" she asks
Frozen with what can only be described as cock-softening fear I replied... "of course!" LIES!!!!
"Um... let me just... aha... ok ready to go" I say pretending to fiddle with the non-existent latex.
Was a fantastic shag though... kind of one of those fear ones that go by too quickly but was very exiting! (like a rape I presume).
Anyway, had to... 'release'... in my hand as I'm not a bad guy.
Although I did wipe it on the back of her coat on the way out. Ahahahahahaha
(Mon 16th Apr 2007, 16:00, More)
Am I bad?
So getting hot and heavy under the covers at a friends house with a girl I met 10 minutes ago at the party downstairs.
Never met her before (or since) and as it was the 80's... we're heading to shagtown!
Suddenly!
"Do you have a condom?" she asks
Frozen with what can only be described as cock-softening fear I replied... "of course!" LIES!!!!
"Um... let me just... aha... ok ready to go" I say pretending to fiddle with the non-existent latex.
Was a fantastic shag though... kind of one of those fear ones that go by too quickly but was very exiting! (like a rape I presume).
Anyway, had to... 'release'... in my hand as I'm not a bad guy.
Although I did wipe it on the back of her coat on the way out. Ahahahahahaha
(Mon 16th Apr 2007, 16:00, More)
» Childhood Ambitions
Success!
I dreamed as a child to be fat, bald, have a bad back, constantly out of breath and stinking of fags.
If only everyone's dreams could come true.
(Fri 30th Mar 2007, 14:00, More)
Success!
I dreamed as a child to be fat, bald, have a bad back, constantly out of breath and stinking of fags.
If only everyone's dreams could come true.
(Fri 30th Mar 2007, 14:00, More)
» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
Simple solution
If he's going to spend that much money he might as well have surrounded himself with prostitutes. He could have had a shag every night tbh.
I'm bored of whores, whores are bored
I've bored whores... with a drill
(Wed 18th Apr 2007, 15:22, More)
Simple solution
If he's going to spend that much money he might as well have surrounded himself with prostitutes. He could have had a shag every night tbh.
I'm bored of whores, whores are bored
I've bored whores... with a drill
(Wed 18th Apr 2007, 15:22, More)
» Personal Hygiene
Workmate
We had a chap in our office that STANK of BO. Worse than that though, he half stank of Lynx as well, trying to cover up his BO problem.
One or the other please ffs!
(Wed 28th Mar 2007, 16:11, More)
Workmate
We had a chap in our office that STANK of BO. Worse than that though, he half stank of Lynx as well, trying to cover up his BO problem.
One or the other please ffs!
(Wed 28th Mar 2007, 16:11, More)