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I'll retire with a turd on my lips.

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This is my first post, and hopefully not my last.


(Wed 21st Aug 2002, 21:03, More)

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» Dad Jokes

I just called to say I love you.
I don’t see my Dad very often, but I can 100% guarantee that at some time during a meeting the following conversation will arise:

Dad: Have you seen Stevie Wonders piano?
Me: No
Dad: Neither has he!

(Boom! Boom!)

He thinks it's bloody hilarious, and I cringe every single time he tells me it. Surely blind people aren’t that funny?

Have you seen David Blunketts new policies on crime?
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 20:38, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Post Me (With your Mouse)
Steven 'Tin Tin' Duffy - Kiss Me (With Your Mouth)

This song is so bad it's good. But seriously Mr Duffy what else would we kiss you with???
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 22:05, More)