» Strict Parents

Banned from touching the walls
My geriatric mother has an obsession with cleanliness.
She writes notes and sticks them around our house including:
"please wash your hands with soap"
"put the lid down" (INSIDE the toilet)
"shut all doors quitely"
and my personal favourite being
"do not touch the walls"

Also, her reason for one of my mates not aloud in the house:
"he is greasy"

Also my father hit me when I wanted to take beauty therapy at GCSE. Now, I thank him for that.

Got banned from Tescos too 4yrs ago but that wasnt my parents, that was Tesco. Apparently they dont like 15 yr olds taking 2litres of Vodka without paying. Meh.

Wooyay! 1st postage!
(Tue 13th Mar 2007, 11:48, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

On the side of a postbox
In the dodgy part of town:

"Dont forget my giro"
(Tue 8th May 2007, 13:47, More)