There's a whale etc...


credit to Count Vanderhoff for his help
(Tue 23rd Jan 2007, 16:10, More)

Tina soon found herself At Knutsford City Limits..

(Thu 7th Nov 2002, 16:30, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's the difference between sick jokes and racist jokes?
nothing apparently
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 14:47, More)

» My computer gave away my secrets

A guy I worked with once lent me his log in...
I was covering his job for the day and he had certain privledges that I didn't normally have access to that I needed for the job.

I wish I'd never looked in his internet favourites. Date rape drugs anybody?
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 15:08, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

I went to my corner shop the other day to buy some fags...
the sign said that business hours were between 9am and 5pm. It was 4pm at the time so that was when I knew it was ouvre.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 18:58, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

I was watching a plane the other day...
when I looked up and could see it right above my head I knew it was over.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 18:53, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

Injuries
I once stuck a fork in my head after falling from my chair at the dinner table. I have a small bald patch where the fork went in.
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 12:39, More)