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I crush Ice with my bare hands and can cycle severe inclines with unflagging speed.

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14-2-12=0

(Mon 13th Feb 2012, 17:34, More)

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» Terrible food

Microwaved Sock Omlet
Once, when young, my parents went away for a whole month (they never went away again). This basically meant I went on the piss with my mates for 28 days solid. After 20 days or so, I ran out of socks, not knowing how the washing machine worked I left them to soak in the sink whilst we spent the evening on the piss. Fast forward to the very small hours when it was decided that the quickest way to dry these socks was to microwave them. (After 5min on 850w socks become unstable, set on fire and turn into carbon.) To further this stupidity we then decided to make a 'sock omlet'. Quite the most discusing thing ever (exc Marmite)!
(Tue 22nd May 2007, 0:00, More)

» Common

Pork Scratchings
and speaking whilst eating on the phone!

Scrunching and not folding the Bathroom Tissue!
(Sat 18th Oct 2008, 12:28, More)