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pizzled.....
My dear Papa once came home from a party so inebriated when it came time for that "mid-sleep loo break" he stumbled out of bed and over to the window to honk his guts up.
What he didn't realise (at the time) was the window he was heading for was merely a projection of the streetlight outside.
Cue dad going headfirst into the wall oposite the one with the window in and my mum being woken from her slumber by the sound of vom hitting the carpet...
There was another time he very nearly peed in her wardrobe but that's a whole different kettle of frogs...
(Sun 27th Feb 2011, 8:09, More)
pizzled.....
My dear Papa once came home from a party so inebriated when it came time for that "mid-sleep loo break" he stumbled out of bed and over to the window to honk his guts up.
What he didn't realise (at the time) was the window he was heading for was merely a projection of the streetlight outside.
Cue dad going headfirst into the wall oposite the one with the window in and my mum being woken from her slumber by the sound of vom hitting the carpet...
There was another time he very nearly peed in her wardrobe but that's a whole different kettle of frogs...
(Sun 27th Feb 2011, 8:09, More)