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I live in Virginia. Im from South Africa and am an underpayed graduate student studying medicinal chemistry. no, im not a pharmacist...

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» My most gullible moment

I live in a crap hole in Virginia
although im originally from South Africa. My origin often brings about blank stares and questions like "what country in south africa are you from?" so i make use of this wonderful gift i have been given and take the piss any opportunity i get, including asking for no ice in my water, because im allergic to ice.

The first time I tried it i was at a bar, chatting up a fit waitress who asked me whether i have christmas in my country. I strung her some long story about how, because we are so far South the earth's rotation and orbit causes us to have 13 months in our years and so we dont get a chance to coincide christmas time with the US so we abandoned it entirely.

She looked at me and said, "oh that makes sense... thats why the chinese new year is at a different time to ours."

yes, sweety...so can i have a glass of water please?..no ice...
(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 18:52, More)