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On the face of it, I am an utterly hateful bastard. Get to know me and you will find that first assumption is entirely true.
1 Week and i already got QOTW. Wayhey!
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On the face of it, I am an utterly hateful bastard. Get to know me and you will find that first assumption is entirely true.
1 Week and i already got QOTW. Wayhey!
Recent front page messages:
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» Pet Stories
Memories...
I had a great one. Black ink and a clicky top...
Oh, PET stories. Nevermind.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 11:50, More)
Memories...
I had a great one. Black ink and a clicky top...
Oh, PET stories. Nevermind.
(Fri 8th Jun 2007, 11:50, More)
» Mistaken Identity
Oi!
Cheeky! I only have hair the slightest bit like him and a little beard.
Another mistaken identity case, not me, but someone at work:
2 over 50's. One to my right in Military History, one looking at a bay of Richard Dawkins "The God Delusion". I listen as the man to my right walks to his wife and asks "What's that, dear?". The reply came. "Its that new one by Richard Dawkins".
He replied "Is that the on...." only to be cut off by the single funniest thing I've heard in my time at work. She replied, without a hint of humour "Yeah, that scientist in the wheelchair who has to talk through a computer. Its so amazing he is that clever when he is...like that.".
Wow. Just wow. I looked up, hearing my boss say "Stephen Hawking" quietly. I was about to tell them, when a smile cracked on my lips. I knew that if i tried to tell them, i would laugh in their faces. I restrained myself.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 21:23, More)
Oi!
Cheeky! I only have hair the slightest bit like him and a little beard.
Another mistaken identity case, not me, but someone at work:
2 over 50's. One to my right in Military History, one looking at a bay of Richard Dawkins "The God Delusion". I listen as the man to my right walks to his wife and asks "What's that, dear?". The reply came. "Its that new one by Richard Dawkins".
He replied "Is that the on...." only to be cut off by the single funniest thing I've heard in my time at work. She replied, without a hint of humour "Yeah, that scientist in the wheelchair who has to talk through a computer. Its so amazing he is that clever when he is...like that.".
Wow. Just wow. I looked up, hearing my boss say "Stephen Hawking" quietly. I was about to tell them, when a smile cracked on my lips. I knew that if i tried to tell them, i would laugh in their faces. I restrained myself.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 21:23, More)
» Mistaken Identity
Is this a joke?
A girl gave me her number today. I'm assuming she mistook me for someone worth asking out...
*cry*
(Thu 7th Jun 2007, 14:23, More)
Is this a joke?
A girl gave me her number today. I'm assuming she mistook me for someone worth asking out...
*cry*
(Thu 7th Jun 2007, 14:23, More)
» Stalked
We all look the same, apparently
I was walking around a while ago, when I noticed I had a tail.
There was a Chinaman and 2 Chinamanwomen following me. I was extremely confused and kept walking. I kept seeing a flash going off and I was getting annoyed.
Eventually, with them still following me, I lead them out to park nearby and turned to face them, yelling "WHAT!?! WHAT DO YOU WANT??!"
They looked at me, smiling, and said "Richard Brand?"
"What?"
"Richard Brand? Off the Tv?"
Who the fu...oh, RUSSELL Brand.
Sure, I backcomb and have skinny jeans and a beard, but thats where the similarities end. My hair is a lot shorter than his.
I let them get a picture with me, for a laugh. I only wish I could've seen them showing their holiday snaps back home.
(Fri 1st Feb 2008, 12:04, More)
We all look the same, apparently
I was walking around a while ago, when I noticed I had a tail.
There was a Chinaman and 2 Chinamanwomen following me. I was extremely confused and kept walking. I kept seeing a flash going off and I was getting annoyed.
Eventually, with them still following me, I lead them out to park nearby and turned to face them, yelling "WHAT!?! WHAT DO YOU WANT??!"
They looked at me, smiling, and said "Richard Brand?"
"What?"
"Richard Brand? Off the Tv?"
Who the fu...oh, RUSSELL Brand.
Sure, I backcomb and have skinny jeans and a beard, but thats where the similarities end. My hair is a lot shorter than his.
I let them get a picture with me, for a laugh. I only wish I could've seen them showing their holiday snaps back home.
(Fri 1st Feb 2008, 12:04, More)