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» Sleepwalking
In Middle Of The Niiiiiight...
Slept...got up...pissed somewhere unexpected...yawn...mother saw...
BORING!
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My ex-girlfriend and I were asleep one night, when from out of nowhere she punched me square in the bollocks. I started shouting at her and she started crying, because she "hadn't meant to hoist the curd" and "the seagull tried to peck"!
The next day she remembered none of it. Other than this she was pretty normal.
I also have a friend who sleepwalks most nights. He once woke up in his loft, cradling the water tank, in the middle of winter! He said he actually started crying when he woke up, as he was so cold.
The ladder to the loft had fallen away too, so he had to call his wife to help him! She wasn't impressed, by all accounts.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 13:59, More)
In Middle Of The Niiiiiight...
Slept...got up...pissed somewhere unexpected...yawn...mother saw...
BORING!
---
My ex-girlfriend and I were asleep one night, when from out of nowhere she punched me square in the bollocks. I started shouting at her and she started crying, because she "hadn't meant to hoist the curd" and "the seagull tried to peck"!
The next day she remembered none of it. Other than this she was pretty normal.
I also have a friend who sleepwalks most nights. He once woke up in his loft, cradling the water tank, in the middle of winter! He said he actually started crying when he woke up, as he was so cold.
The ladder to the loft had fallen away too, so he had to call his wife to help him! She wasn't impressed, by all accounts.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 13:59, More)
» Family Holidays
When I were a lad...
We quite well off as a family, but never had enough money to go anywhere further than Wales on holidays as a family.
This changed when I was about ten years old, and my parents saved enough money take me, my sister and my brother to Malta.
Malta is kinda like the anti-Wales. There were massive lizards everywhere, the locals were nice and it was so hot that it was impossible to walk anywhere, so you had to drive to the beaches.
This is no mean feat, as driving on Maltese roads is kinda like being on a rollercoaster, only with carriages screaming towards you honking their horns like madmen.
This was brilliant at the time, and really exciting for a ten year old.
It turned my dad's hair grey overnight, though.
(Long time listener, first time poster, etc.)
(Mon 6th Aug 2007, 14:55, More)
When I were a lad...
We quite well off as a family, but never had enough money to go anywhere further than Wales on holidays as a family.
This changed when I was about ten years old, and my parents saved enough money take me, my sister and my brother to Malta.
Malta is kinda like the anti-Wales. There were massive lizards everywhere, the locals were nice and it was so hot that it was impossible to walk anywhere, so you had to drive to the beaches.
This is no mean feat, as driving on Maltese roads is kinda like being on a rollercoaster, only with carriages screaming towards you honking their horns like madmen.
This was brilliant at the time, and really exciting for a ten year old.
It turned my dad's hair grey overnight, though.
(Long time listener, first time poster, etc.)
(Mon 6th Aug 2007, 14:55, More)