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» Fairgrounds, theme parks, circuses and carnivals
Blizzard Beach
Last year, we took a family trip to Walt Disney World. After the best part of two weeks' spent at the main parks, we decided to try the water park, "Disney's Blizzard Beach". Great fun, and home to the (second) highest water slide in the world, "Summit Plummet". The operator told me that the fastest she'd seen anyone go down it was 89 mph.
Anyway, there's a sign at the top "advising" patrons to cross their ankles on the way down. In my opinion, it wasn't emphatic enough. In the excitement and thrill of jumping from a rickety tower 120ft off the ground, I forgot.
Without crossing your ankles, the inside of your legs form a rudimentary funnel, blasting tepid chlorinated water/urine solution into the lower gastrointestinal tract at around 90mph.
I have been anally violated by the Disney Corporation, and I enjoyed it.
(Mon 13th Jun 2011, 14:46, More)
Blizzard Beach
Last year, we took a family trip to Walt Disney World. After the best part of two weeks' spent at the main parks, we decided to try the water park, "Disney's Blizzard Beach". Great fun, and home to the (second) highest water slide in the world, "Summit Plummet". The operator told me that the fastest she'd seen anyone go down it was 89 mph.
Anyway, there's a sign at the top "advising" patrons to cross their ankles on the way down. In my opinion, it wasn't emphatic enough. In the excitement and thrill of jumping from a rickety tower 120ft off the ground, I forgot.
Without crossing your ankles, the inside of your legs form a rudimentary funnel, blasting tepid chlorinated water/urine solution into the lower gastrointestinal tract at around 90mph.
I have been anally violated by the Disney Corporation, and I enjoyed it.
(Mon 13th Jun 2011, 14:46, More)
» Accidental innuendo
Knut
My mate Steve and I spent three days without sleep trying to finish a database group project at Uni, and we were both teetering on the edge of sanity.
After washing a handful of Pro-Plus down with a few litres of Coca-Cola, we were just managing to stay both awake and sensible, when Knut, our six-foot-something, mountain-climbing viking group leader, strides in, at which point Steve starts purposely mispronouncing his name, and giggling crazily.
Fairly used to this by now, Knut just grins, and in his deep, heavily-accented Scandinavian voice, booms "HURR HURR HURR, STEVE, I THINK YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COCK TODAY!"
Fifteen years on, neither of us think Knut ever worked out why we were utterly incapable after that.
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 16:19, More)
Knut
My mate Steve and I spent three days without sleep trying to finish a database group project at Uni, and we were both teetering on the edge of sanity.
After washing a handful of Pro-Plus down with a few litres of Coca-Cola, we were just managing to stay both awake and sensible, when Knut, our six-foot-something, mountain-climbing viking group leader, strides in, at which point Steve starts purposely mispronouncing his name, and giggling crazily.
Fairly used to this by now, Knut just grins, and in his deep, heavily-accented Scandinavian voice, booms "HURR HURR HURR, STEVE, I THINK YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COCK TODAY!"
Fifteen years on, neither of us think Knut ever worked out why we were utterly incapable after that.
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 16:19, More)