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» The Onosecond
You don't want to be *ahem* playing with your girlfriend,
with your cell phone in your soon-to-be-removed trousers, trust me. You might accidentally call her mother, of all people. And what did the cunt do when she realised it was a mistake? Did she hang up? No, of course not, she listened in for a whole 10 minutes (cost me quite a bit of money too), during which inappropriate things were said and ditto sounds were screamed. Then, in the heat of the action, she started shouting "Hello, anyone there!?" at the top of her voice, just to make sure we'd know that she had heard everything. Total embarrassment ensued.
Family dinners at her place have never been the same again.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 11:43, More)
You don't want to be *ahem* playing with your girlfriend,
with your cell phone in your soon-to-be-removed trousers, trust me. You might accidentally call her mother, of all people. And what did the cunt do when she realised it was a mistake? Did she hang up? No, of course not, she listened in for a whole 10 minutes (cost me quite a bit of money too), during which inappropriate things were said and ditto sounds were screamed. Then, in the heat of the action, she started shouting "Hello, anyone there!?" at the top of her voice, just to make sure we'd know that she had heard everything. Total embarrassment ensued.
Family dinners at her place have never been the same again.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 11:43, More)
» Pretentious bollocks
Wim Delvoye's
Cloaca. It's a shit machine. Literally. It actually produces shit.
Food goes in, shit comes out, "inventor" sells the shit for insane amounts of money. I put the quotes there because the guy did fuck all (jack shit pun intentionally avoided). He basically told a bunch of engineers "I want a machine that produces shit out of food. It will make me rich and famous. If you make it happen, I'll give you all a poo you can sell on eBay." That's contemporary art for ya.
They're actually working on a compact version of the Cloaca. Imagine that. Now you can have a faeces producing machine in your own home! Right next to the washer and the dryer!
Oh yes, same guy also makes a fortune selling the hides of tattooed pigs.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 0:36, More)
Wim Delvoye's
Cloaca. It's a shit machine. Literally. It actually produces shit.
Food goes in, shit comes out, "inventor" sells the shit for insane amounts of money. I put the quotes there because the guy did fuck all (jack shit pun intentionally avoided). He basically told a bunch of engineers "I want a machine that produces shit out of food. It will make me rich and famous. If you make it happen, I'll give you all a poo you can sell on eBay." That's contemporary art for ya.
They're actually working on a compact version of the Cloaca. Imagine that. Now you can have a faeces producing machine in your own home! Right next to the washer and the dryer!
Oh yes, same guy also makes a fortune selling the hides of tattooed pigs.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 0:36, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
"Apologies for length"
pretty much sums it up.
(Wed 9th Mar 2005, 22:47, More)
"Apologies for length"
pretty much sums it up.
(Wed 9th Mar 2005, 22:47, More)