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I am a 27 year old boy who lives in the South West, ooh arr!

Check out www.louwax.co.uk for original t-shirts and posters!
























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» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

Every time Ed Balls is on TV I piss myself laughing at his name!
...Balls! His name. Is. Balls!
(Wed 23rd Sep 2009, 0:32, More)

» Puns

A bear walks into a bar...
...he asks the barman, "Can I have a pint......................................................................................................................................of lager?".
To which the barman says, "Why the big pause?"

(admittedly this one sounds better than it reads..pause...paws...bears have big paws...ah forget it!)
(Mon 9th Mar 2009, 17:33, More)

» Unemployed

I was made unemployed a couple of weeks back..
...the upside so far has been rediscovering my creative side (as evidenced on these here pages), the other upside is that I have now seen all porn ever made! :)
(Fri 3rd Apr 2009, 23:41, More)

» God

The closest I ever came to God...
...was being sexually abused by a Catholic priest...back in Nam...true story!
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 0:58, More)

» Darwin Awards

I like to climb
I have never fallen but when I was younger I was climbing up a cliff face with nothing but craggy rocks and sea below when the turf I had a grip on came away in my hands and I started to slide down! I only went a short distance before I managed to grab something else (through sheer panic!), but for a moment I thought I was a goner! Good times!
(Sat 14th Feb 2009, 1:01, More)
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