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» Little things that turn you on
everything about my boyfriend
his cologne, how he smells after he comes in on a sunny warm day (i hate to say warmed flesh but thats probly it), morning hair, how when he (or i) combs it forward a bit he looks rather adolescent, his glasses, how he looks when hes seriously kissing me... yeah he gets an intense look that makes me swoon and i am such a sucker for it... his dirtyness since it contrasts totally with my lack of dirtyness, his little noises, his shoulder bones that poke out a little, his voice justkills me everytime i hear it (i think i need to stop now :^o )
oh and gordon freeman yeah the guy from half life, damn his pixels...
*embarassingly runs away*
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 1:40, More)
everything about my boyfriend
his cologne, how he smells after he comes in on a sunny warm day (i hate to say warmed flesh but thats probly it), morning hair, how when he (or i) combs it forward a bit he looks rather adolescent, his glasses, how he looks when hes seriously kissing me... yeah he gets an intense look that makes me swoon and i am such a sucker for it... his dirtyness since it contrasts totally with my lack of dirtyness, his little noises, his shoulder bones that poke out a little, his voice justkills me everytime i hear it (i think i need to stop now :^o )
oh and gordon freeman yeah the guy from half life, damn his pixels...
*embarassingly runs away*
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 1:40, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
embarassing, yes....
a while back while visiting relatives i had never met before, my mom and i stayed with one of her sisters, who has a nice little balcony with a really clean sliding glass door.
its hot as hell and humid in the area so i head to the lovely balcony... but i didnt realise that the door was closed, it was -that- clean. i hit the door with my face at full stride in front of all these people, fell on the floor in shock while bleeding from my poor nose, and laughed my ass off.
and to boot, 10 minutes later my dear mother does the same thing... yes she walks into those pristine sliding glass doors as well.
--
another funny one... involving a kindly cop last fall.
it was raining like hell on a school day and of course i had to park in the lot across the street from the campus. a really nice cop drove by and offered me a ride to the building which i gladly took. i go to get in his car when i smack myself on the forehead with the pointy corner of his car door. he holds back a giggle as i writhe in pain and asks me if i was alright. of course i was, its just a little bump.... but as i was walking the hall to the classroom i could feel this little bump getting bigger.
i went through the 1 hour and 45 minute class as normally as possible and after i got out i headed to the restrooms to find that this little bump grew to golfball sized proportions, it grew scrapes somehow, and it was a really nasty shade of purple. that thing lasted for at least 2 weeks.
... and my parents almost died laughing when they heard about it
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 21:05, More)
embarassing, yes....
a while back while visiting relatives i had never met before, my mom and i stayed with one of her sisters, who has a nice little balcony with a really clean sliding glass door.
its hot as hell and humid in the area so i head to the lovely balcony... but i didnt realise that the door was closed, it was -that- clean. i hit the door with my face at full stride in front of all these people, fell on the floor in shock while bleeding from my poor nose, and laughed my ass off.
and to boot, 10 minutes later my dear mother does the same thing... yes she walks into those pristine sliding glass doors as well.
--
another funny one... involving a kindly cop last fall.
it was raining like hell on a school day and of course i had to park in the lot across the street from the campus. a really nice cop drove by and offered me a ride to the building which i gladly took. i go to get in his car when i smack myself on the forehead with the pointy corner of his car door. he holds back a giggle as i writhe in pain and asks me if i was alright. of course i was, its just a little bump.... but as i was walking the hall to the classroom i could feel this little bump getting bigger.
i went through the 1 hour and 45 minute class as normally as possible and after i got out i headed to the restrooms to find that this little bump grew to golfball sized proportions, it grew scrapes somehow, and it was a really nasty shade of purple. that thing lasted for at least 2 weeks.
... and my parents almost died laughing when they heard about it
(Fri 3rd Sep 2004, 21:05, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
ah, another one!
i was like 8 or something and i had a bike, it kicked ass
so i was cruisin one day when i ran into a large rock, tumbled over the handlebar and landed in some gravel. i got up and there was an inch wide rock sticking out of my knee, i just about died from shock but i managed to run into the house and cry to mom. she washed off the big ass meteor first, managed to pull the thing out (i couldnt look at it after awhile so i have no idea how she did it), rinsed the big-as-hell crater out and proceeded to apply toothpaste to it - yes toothpaste, dont ask cos i didnt. so i had to go face the other kids on the block with toothpaste in my crater but it did make an awesome scar.
probly months later i was out riding the streets again. i pulled into the backyard and got snagged on a root,again i go over the handlebars but this time my pelvis got caught on one. immediately i undid my pants and looked to find a huge strawberry looking rugburn type thing probly right over my ovary, it bruised like hell... since i bruise so easily. i cried to mommy. the end :D
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 3:33, More)
ah, another one!
i was like 8 or something and i had a bike, it kicked ass
so i was cruisin one day when i ran into a large rock, tumbled over the handlebar and landed in some gravel. i got up and there was an inch wide rock sticking out of my knee, i just about died from shock but i managed to run into the house and cry to mom. she washed off the big ass meteor first, managed to pull the thing out (i couldnt look at it after awhile so i have no idea how she did it), rinsed the big-as-hell crater out and proceeded to apply toothpaste to it - yes toothpaste, dont ask cos i didnt. so i had to go face the other kids on the block with toothpaste in my crater but it did make an awesome scar.
probly months later i was out riding the streets again. i pulled into the backyard and got snagged on a root,again i go over the handlebars but this time my pelvis got caught on one. immediately i undid my pants and looked to find a huge strawberry looking rugburn type thing probly right over my ovary, it bruised like hell... since i bruise so easily. i cried to mommy. the end :D
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 3:33, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
an earlier post reminded me of this one...
or two i guess
i was probly 5 or 6 and i liked to climb. anywhere. like the couch, a table, the shelves at the grocery store, trees, etc.
i had the coolest idea that i should climb mom and dad's chest o' drawers which is about 6' high (my best climb yet!). it has a nice plate of glass at the top of it to make for easy cleaning or something like that, and it has about 5 or 6 drawers. i made it to drawer 3 and the damned thing toppled over onto me and onto the bed.
my sister was watching me that day and she nearly fainted because i had a 6-8 inch gash on my thigh... probly from one of the handles and boy it bled! the glass missed my head by inches but since i landed on the bed with this damned thing on me, it bounced and somehow whacked my head, giving me a nice bump and probly killing lots o brain cells :P
i also went through a really late clumsy phase between junior and senior year in high school and i'd hit my head on everything... car doors, house doors, desks of all kinds, trees, even some people. im surprised i still have a brain, it should've ran away by now heh.
i was also a master finger slicer... when i was young. i was fascinated with the dude from yan can cook, hes the guy who chops things reeeally fast. i thought i could do it with a cucumber so i got a long knife, held it up a bit and proceeded to come down not on the cucumber, but onto my left index finger. i didnt use too much force so it didnt slice through completely but it was stopped by my nail i think, so i had this half inch long flesh flap on my finger, i showed it to mom and she went nuts.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 3:19, More)
an earlier post reminded me of this one...
or two i guess
i was probly 5 or 6 and i liked to climb. anywhere. like the couch, a table, the shelves at the grocery store, trees, etc.
i had the coolest idea that i should climb mom and dad's chest o' drawers which is about 6' high (my best climb yet!). it has a nice plate of glass at the top of it to make for easy cleaning or something like that, and it has about 5 or 6 drawers. i made it to drawer 3 and the damned thing toppled over onto me and onto the bed.
my sister was watching me that day and she nearly fainted because i had a 6-8 inch gash on my thigh... probly from one of the handles and boy it bled! the glass missed my head by inches but since i landed on the bed with this damned thing on me, it bounced and somehow whacked my head, giving me a nice bump and probly killing lots o brain cells :P
i also went through a really late clumsy phase between junior and senior year in high school and i'd hit my head on everything... car doors, house doors, desks of all kinds, trees, even some people. im surprised i still have a brain, it should've ran away by now heh.
i was also a master finger slicer... when i was young. i was fascinated with the dude from yan can cook, hes the guy who chops things reeeally fast. i thought i could do it with a cucumber so i got a long knife, held it up a bit and proceeded to come down not on the cucumber, but onto my left index finger. i didnt use too much force so it didnt slice through completely but it was stopped by my nail i think, so i had this half inch long flesh flap on my finger, i showed it to mom and she went nuts.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 3:19, More)