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the axe of the gods
Built the aforementioned axe of the gods for my A-level final piece. It was a matte black rock machine, and sounded every bit as amazing as you'd imagine an MDF electric guitar to sound. However, college informed me that I'd need to pay £175 or summat for my second year work to be marked, which I had no way of paying. So, deciding to scrap my future in musical instrument design, I didn't bother handing in my final project work. Imagine my delight then when my grade arrived out of the blue a month later, and I'd failed my A-level due to a lack of work at the end of the course. The bastards never even sent me my bill, proving that the whole £175 issue was probably just a test of faith. I'm not too pissed off though in retrospect, as I spent most of my final year getting stoned and cutting and pasting magazine clippings and talking about shit with my mates, which was worth the bus fare on it's own.
(Sat 15th Aug 2009, 12:20, More)