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» Conspiracy theory nutters
Hills and sleeping- policemen
Ex-girlfriend and I walk up a big hill in Wales and find a dead lotherio policeman who'd investigated rendition flights...
The wonderful world of the internet proclaims us part of some global conspiracy, CIA agents and many other wonderful things...
Reality proclaims us crappy and fairly easily lost wanderers stupid enough to walk up a hill in freezing cold weather and who call the police because we found a bag and some booze at the top of a hill...
(I'd have left it all and come back down...)
In reality bloody police made us wait up the hill for hours for them to come and get the guy...
Internet claims we were flown out in a blaze of glory and taken away by a bunch of men in black glasses and suits...
Reality states we were taken to a cubs hut by a bunch of policemen from Wales who flirted with my ex and told me I was an idiot for walking up the hill...
a few reasons why the internet and conspiracy theories are better than my reality... (I want to be a part of a conspiracy able to assasinate and be flown around by the men in black... sadly reality is dictating otherwise...)
Curse you reality...
Long time hanger around... first time I had anything to say...
*edit - one last thing* also glad newspapers were distracted by my ex and therefore only put her names in the paper whilst I hid and smoked cigarettes... therefore hiding myself from the world of conspiracy theorists... the reality of dealing with them probably wouldn't be so much fun as I am yet to get the black glasses, flights and ability to kill with impunity. darn
(Tue 1st Sep 2009, 10:16, More)
Hills and sleeping- policemen
Ex-girlfriend and I walk up a big hill in Wales and find a dead lotherio policeman who'd investigated rendition flights...
The wonderful world of the internet proclaims us part of some global conspiracy, CIA agents and many other wonderful things...
Reality proclaims us crappy and fairly easily lost wanderers stupid enough to walk up a hill in freezing cold weather and who call the police because we found a bag and some booze at the top of a hill...
(I'd have left it all and come back down...)
In reality bloody police made us wait up the hill for hours for them to come and get the guy...
Internet claims we were flown out in a blaze of glory and taken away by a bunch of men in black glasses and suits...
Reality states we were taken to a cubs hut by a bunch of policemen from Wales who flirted with my ex and told me I was an idiot for walking up the hill...
a few reasons why the internet and conspiracy theories are better than my reality... (I want to be a part of a conspiracy able to assasinate and be flown around by the men in black... sadly reality is dictating otherwise...)
Curse you reality...
Long time hanger around... first time I had anything to say...
*edit - one last thing* also glad newspapers were distracted by my ex and therefore only put her names in the paper whilst I hid and smoked cigarettes... therefore hiding myself from the world of conspiracy theorists... the reality of dealing with them probably wouldn't be so much fun as I am yet to get the black glasses, flights and ability to kill with impunity. darn
(Tue 1st Sep 2009, 10:16, More)
» IT Support
Dell confusion
Temping for social services with lovely, well meaning, but IT illiterate and somewhat incompetent people...
Council decided to replace our old crappy computers with ones made by dell...
Not one, not two but three different people all of whom were middle management level or higher complained to me* that they couldn't turn their new computers on...
yep...
all three were all pressing the dell logo...
and all trusted with the care and protection of societies most vulnerable... ace.
*I was just a temp, not an IT person, just someone to do the crappy jobs no one else wanted, I know nothing of computers but can recognise the difference between a dell logo and an on switch...
(Fri 25th Sep 2009, 8:41, More)
Dell confusion
Temping for social services with lovely, well meaning, but IT illiterate and somewhat incompetent people...
Council decided to replace our old crappy computers with ones made by dell...
Not one, not two but three different people all of whom were middle management level or higher complained to me* that they couldn't turn their new computers on...
yep...
all three were all pressing the dell logo...
and all trusted with the care and protection of societies most vulnerable... ace.
*I was just a temp, not an IT person, just someone to do the crappy jobs no one else wanted, I know nothing of computers but can recognise the difference between a dell logo and an on switch...
(Fri 25th Sep 2009, 8:41, More)