Profile for gooner045:
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 14 years, 7 months and 8 days
- has posted 0 messages on the main board
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 0 messages on the links board
- has posted 3 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
- They liked 0 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Kids say the shittiest things
kids
I was in the bath and I owed fucking loads to different banks
There was a knock at the door and i whispered to my 6 yr old boy if its the bailiffs daddy dont live here no more.
He answered the door and shouted
What I gotta say again Dad!!
Hes 29 now and I still hate him sometimes
(Thu 23rd May 2013, 20:38, More)
kids
I was in the bath and I owed fucking loads to different banks
There was a knock at the door and i whispered to my 6 yr old boy if its the bailiffs daddy dont live here no more.
He answered the door and shouted
What I gotta say again Dad!!
Hes 29 now and I still hate him sometimes
(Thu 23rd May 2013, 20:38, More)
» Cars
Here in my was car
I was coming down the A10 in Enfield nearing the right hand filter into Southbury road, in an old Ford Capri, took the filter, which was red and i'm 1st to go, the car stalls, and the starter motors fucked, start pushing when light goes green, unbeknown to me, someone helps from behind, the car speeds up, i cant jump in and it ploughs into the railings opposite, much to the merriment of a bus load of kids at the bus stop, wot did i do, fucking walked off and left it stuck in the railings, that was in the days when you didnt bother registering or taxing motors, actually insurance was luxury back then.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2010, 21:33, More)
Here in my was car
I was coming down the A10 in Enfield nearing the right hand filter into Southbury road, in an old Ford Capri, took the filter, which was red and i'm 1st to go, the car stalls, and the starter motors fucked, start pushing when light goes green, unbeknown to me, someone helps from behind, the car speeds up, i cant jump in and it ploughs into the railings opposite, much to the merriment of a bus load of kids at the bus stop, wot did i do, fucking walked off and left it stuck in the railings, that was in the days when you didnt bother registering or taxing motors, actually insurance was luxury back then.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2010, 21:33, More)