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My wife does my stunts for me.
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My wife does my stunts for me.
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» How clean is your house?
My Mum is a nutter
I think this aversion to cleaning is because my Mum is the sort of nutter who has to have an extra-super smart and clean room in case anyone visits. Don't touch. Don't leave any crumbs. Don't drip. On pain of death by screaming ab-dabs. I love my Mum but she drives me mental. She thinks she's being rebellious if she leaves the hoover in the hoover cupboard for just a day. She actually doesn't go out much because she'd rather be at home making sure home is clean and looking fantastic. When I met my mother in law, the difference could not have been more drastic. Dog hair, circles on coffee tables, and a general feeling that if it doesn't kill you, it's clean enough. This trait has been passed on to my wife. Having spent my formative years under the yoke of a cleanliness despot with the ability to throw slippers around corners, this was a breath of only slightly less than fresh air.
(Thu 25th Mar 2010, 15:18, More)
My Mum is a nutter
I think this aversion to cleaning is because my Mum is the sort of nutter who has to have an extra-super smart and clean room in case anyone visits. Don't touch. Don't leave any crumbs. Don't drip. On pain of death by screaming ab-dabs. I love my Mum but she drives me mental. She thinks she's being rebellious if she leaves the hoover in the hoover cupboard for just a day. She actually doesn't go out much because she'd rather be at home making sure home is clean and looking fantastic. When I met my mother in law, the difference could not have been more drastic. Dog hair, circles on coffee tables, and a general feeling that if it doesn't kill you, it's clean enough. This trait has been passed on to my wife. Having spent my formative years under the yoke of a cleanliness despot with the ability to throw slippers around corners, this was a breath of only slightly less than fresh air.
(Thu 25th Mar 2010, 15:18, More)
» How clean is your house?
New house ruined..
We moved abroad and built our own beautiful home to just the specification we wanted 3 years ago. we live in the country and have an aversion to housework. It's clean enough at first glance, but Mrs Rickormortis and me have decided we work too hard and life is too short for cleaning windows (constantly a bit dirty, obscuring the triffic view) and tops of doors and corners of rooms and that bit that gets a bit grimy under the front of the cooker and that cobweb on the ceiling and under the sofas and behind the fridge and on top of the wardrobes and that. Fuck it. Quality time is not to be ruined by that shit.
(Thu 25th Mar 2010, 15:11, More)
New house ruined..
We moved abroad and built our own beautiful home to just the specification we wanted 3 years ago. we live in the country and have an aversion to housework. It's clean enough at first glance, but Mrs Rickormortis and me have decided we work too hard and life is too short for cleaning windows (constantly a bit dirty, obscuring the triffic view) and tops of doors and corners of rooms and that bit that gets a bit grimy under the front of the cooker and that cobweb on the ceiling and under the sofas and behind the fridge and on top of the wardrobes and that. Fuck it. Quality time is not to be ruined by that shit.
(Thu 25th Mar 2010, 15:11, More)
» How clean is your house?
We've shat up a brand new house in just 3 years...
(Thu 25th Mar 2010, 15:05, More)
We've shat up a brand new house in just 3 years...
(Thu 25th Mar 2010, 15:05, More)