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Slightly warped beer-sodden old geek.
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Slightly warped beer-sodden old geek.
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Iwo Jima: The Untold Story.
Cute furry animals in the US military isn't a recent development. In fact, it's as old as bandwagon-jumping...
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 1:52, More)
Cute furry animals in the US military isn't a recent development. In fact, it's as old as bandwagon-jumping...
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 1:52, More)
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» Sexual fetishes
Went 'round to visit some friends on a quiet Sunday afternoon.
Social call, cup of tea, natter about things and stuff.
The friend's girlfriend turns up half an hour later with a cheery looking border collie in tow. She says it's followed her home. Looking at the thing, it's obviously a well-kept critter - nails clipped, shiny coat and all that - but it doesn't have a collar or anything to help find its owner. A search party trawls a couple of nearby streets for someone looking for an escaped dog, to no avail. So my friends pop a collar and lead on it, and take it to wherever the police say you're supposed to take lost dogs in the hope that their owner will be looking.
I'm half-way home when I realise that neither my friend nor his girlfriend have ever owned a dog.
(Sun 25th Oct 2009, 13:17, More)
Went 'round to visit some friends on a quiet Sunday afternoon.
Social call, cup of tea, natter about things and stuff.
The friend's girlfriend turns up half an hour later with a cheery looking border collie in tow. She says it's followed her home. Looking at the thing, it's obviously a well-kept critter - nails clipped, shiny coat and all that - but it doesn't have a collar or anything to help find its owner. A search party trawls a couple of nearby streets for someone looking for an escaped dog, to no avail. So my friends pop a collar and lead on it, and take it to wherever the police say you're supposed to take lost dogs in the hope that their owner will be looking.
I'm half-way home when I realise that neither my friend nor his girlfriend have ever owned a dog.
(Sun 25th Oct 2009, 13:17, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
I have a grudging respect for people who do fly tipping.
They've got six legs, sticky feet, and they're a damned sight harder to sneak up on than cows.
(Wed 9th May 2018, 2:40, More)
I have a grudging respect for people who do fly tipping.
They've got six legs, sticky feet, and they're a damned sight harder to sneak up on than cows.
(Wed 9th May 2018, 2:40, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
Schoolgirls. Or, to be more precise, fantasies about schoolgirls.
What the holy living fuck is going on with that? If there's one thing I learnt at school, schoolgirls are the nearest thing to a living incarnation of evil on this planet; their concentrated malevolence is mitigated only by the fact that they are typically as lumpenly pig-ignorant as schoolboys. Who in their right mind would want their genitals anywhere near that?
What sort of crazy would you have to be to be turned on by the thought of a schoolgirl? For sanity's sake, leave 'em a few years to grow into a woman's body, and hopefully connect enough braincells together to be capable of some semblance of human empathy.
(Sat 17th Oct 2009, 2:22, More)
Schoolgirls. Or, to be more precise, fantasies about schoolgirls.
What the holy living fuck is going on with that? If there's one thing I learnt at school, schoolgirls are the nearest thing to a living incarnation of evil on this planet; their concentrated malevolence is mitigated only by the fact that they are typically as lumpenly pig-ignorant as schoolboys. Who in their right mind would want their genitals anywhere near that?
What sort of crazy would you have to be to be turned on by the thought of a schoolgirl? For sanity's sake, leave 'em a few years to grow into a woman's body, and hopefully connect enough braincells together to be capable of some semblance of human empathy.
(Sat 17th Oct 2009, 2:22, More)
» The Meaning Of Giff
Denaby
(1) The unwelcome shade of grey that a website fades to as you hit a paywall and/or a pop-up nagging you to turn your adblocker off.
(2) Any trivial technique used for circumventing nagging pop-ups and pay walls.
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 17:36, More)
Denaby
(1) The unwelcome shade of grey that a website fades to as you hit a paywall and/or a pop-up nagging you to turn your adblocker off.
(2) Any trivial technique used for circumventing nagging pop-ups and pay walls.
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 17:36, More)
» The Meaning Of Giff
Wath
(onomatopoeia) The noise made by a dog with a lisp.
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 17:25, More)
Wath
(onomatopoeia) The noise made by a dog with a lisp.
(Mon 30th Apr 2018, 17:25, More)