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» The Police II
In my younger days
I was arrested three times for being drunk and disorderly, each time getting a furious lecture from my dad - letting myself down, letting him down, all that stuff. Then he got arrested for being drunk and incapable.
(Fri 6th May 2011, 0:08, More)
In my younger days
I was arrested three times for being drunk and disorderly, each time getting a furious lecture from my dad - letting myself down, letting him down, all that stuff. Then he got arrested for being drunk and incapable.
(Fri 6th May 2011, 0:08, More)
» Easiest Job Ever
Just do what he does...
I once got a job with a mail-order catalogue firm. On my first day, a guy was appointed to show me the ropes - he led me down into an area where all the stock was on shelves, ready for order picking, pointed to one rack of shelves and said, "you get up there." He then climbed up on to the top of the rack on the other side, stretched out and went to sleep. I quit on the third day, driven crazy by the piped muzak but still having no idea what I was supposed to do.
(Thu 9th Sep 2010, 14:34, More)
Just do what he does...
I once got a job with a mail-order catalogue firm. On my first day, a guy was appointed to show me the ropes - he led me down into an area where all the stock was on shelves, ready for order picking, pointed to one rack of shelves and said, "you get up there." He then climbed up on to the top of the rack on the other side, stretched out and went to sleep. I quit on the third day, driven crazy by the piped muzak but still having no idea what I was supposed to do.
(Thu 9th Sep 2010, 14:34, More)
» The B3TA Detective Agency
New liver anyone?
I overheard my wife on the phone, explaining to her friend that the new Health Lottery's top prize is an operation. "Yes," she confirmed. "Anything you want - heart transplant, new kidneys..."
(Sat 15th Oct 2011, 0:45, More)
New liver anyone?
I overheard my wife on the phone, explaining to her friend that the new Health Lottery's top prize is an operation. "Yes," she confirmed. "Anything you want - heart transplant, new kidneys..."
(Sat 15th Oct 2011, 0:45, More)
» Bullshit and Bullshitters
The World's Greatest Imposter,
who was only pretending to be an imposter, is my favourite.
(Fri 14th Jan 2011, 0:04, More)
The World's Greatest Imposter,
who was only pretending to be an imposter, is my favourite.
(Fri 14th Jan 2011, 0:04, More)