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» Lucky Escapes
Dope is a gas
After a few evening cones, it was time to put dinner on. I turned on the oven gas and closed the door and looked for the matches. D'oh, I was going to put sliced tomatoes on top of the mac 'n' cheese! I toddled off outside to pick some nice home-grown tomatoes and brought them back to the kitchen. What was I doing? Matches! I lit one and opened the oven door. Massive explosion. The huge kitchen window was blown out. I merely had singed eyelashes.
(Sat 6th Jul 2013, 3:17, More)
Dope is a gas
After a few evening cones, it was time to put dinner on. I turned on the oven gas and closed the door and looked for the matches. D'oh, I was going to put sliced tomatoes on top of the mac 'n' cheese! I toddled off outside to pick some nice home-grown tomatoes and brought them back to the kitchen. What was I doing? Matches! I lit one and opened the oven door. Massive explosion. The huge kitchen window was blown out. I merely had singed eyelashes.
(Sat 6th Jul 2013, 3:17, More)
» Devastating Put-Downs
Inside job in your pants
A misogynistic astrology, New Age and conspiracy theory nut was accusing me of being a weak-willed drone for not believing in God, ghosts, 9/11 inside-jobby-jobs etc. I told him:
"Keep pulling things out of your arse. You might actually retrieve your head one day."
(Wed 30th Nov 2011, 7:12, More)
Inside job in your pants
A misogynistic astrology, New Age and conspiracy theory nut was accusing me of being a weak-willed drone for not believing in God, ghosts, 9/11 inside-jobby-jobs etc. I told him:
"Keep pulling things out of your arse. You might actually retrieve your head one day."
(Wed 30th Nov 2011, 7:12, More)