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remember that bloke who tried to bomb Glasgow airport?
He was a right prick in hospital, kept complaining that all they were giving him to eat was haggis, neeps, and tatties.

Well he was in the Burns unit!!!!
(Tue 25th Jan 2022, 13:50, More)

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my neighbour gave me some nitrous oxide mixed with Oxo cubes, he's made me a laughing stock

(Fri 3rd Sep 2021, 13:31, More)

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Did you see that film about the unrepentant cannibal misogynist?
Gladiator.
(Mon 4th May 2020, 12:28, More)

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I just had underwhelming italian food. The farfalle was undercooked, the canneloni was overdone, the spaghetti was flavourless, the chef seems to have some problems cooking pasta.
...he made a fusilli mistakes!!!!
(Tue 5th Dec 2023, 17:54, More)

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Which Suffragette was famed for her love of practical jokes?
Emmeline Prankhurst!
(Tue 18th Apr 2023, 8:40, More)