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morning all...

today i will be mostly representing my state of mind through the medium of hummus monster...

i am hungover and must spazz now to find what rubbish i was talking last night...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

hehehe!

good morning!

bit of a hangover?

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

did you say you had a

hangover?

/repost

EDIT: linkyified because it was irritating some people (and me :)

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

ugh

I don't have a hangover, and that is giving me a headache...well done

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

you told us

your name

said you were 'pished'

umm don't remember much beyond that and you saying you'd go to the next edinb3ta thing, even if it weren't in a choccy bar.

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

hahaha...

rings bells... will definitely go and spazz for it... i remember trying to hold up about 5 different conversations and failing miserably... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

'twas right in the middle of my

1000th post, if that helps any...

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

1000

such dizzy heights I can only dream of.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

yes

I'm catching up! Watch out Mystery Bob! I've done more than 150 messages tonight alone!

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

I'm

impressed. I've only managed 200 odd so far
in total.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

then you have

significantly impacted your numbers today already!

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

Yes, I have

but I still can't work photoshop :)

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

at all?

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

I just

use it very badly.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

you did the cat

quite nicely.

besides, my photoshops aren't all that great either...

I just jabber and annoy people, mostly

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

I mostly

draw things normally. Still, we learn. :)

and thanks for the compliment.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

Someone said spazz

That's a fine excuse to repost my 'past my bedtime' post from last night.
Guess what it is, without cheating and looking at the filename, now. Cos I'll know. Yes I will.

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

is it

hit-donkey-with-missile-till-his-spong-falls-off?

can you tell I have no idea?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

Close,

but it is not. You do not win the biscuit

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

ahhh poo! : )

never mind, I've got dark chocolate Fox's Classics in the fridge : D

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

Mmm, nice

My housemate has foolishly left a mostly full box of Sainsbury's crunchy-white-chocolate-bit choccy muffins on the living room floor. Sorry, did I say mostly full? I meant mostly in my tummy.

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

mmmmmmmm sounds nice...

I gave the b3tans who crashed at mine Sainsbury's taste the difference chocolate hot cross buns for breakfast yesterday

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

weapons

of ass destruction

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

Okay, now before I give you the biscuit

Did you cheat? Because if so, I'm licking it first. And I've not brushed my teeth yet.

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

I did not

look at the file name...

Don't really know what you mean by 'cheat'

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

Then allow me to tender my sincere congratulations

Here is your biscuit, I've not licked it or anything

As you can see, it's a malted milk. They're yummy. Don't I spoil you?

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

Oow,

I love those. Someone at work always brings 'em
in and I can't help but chain-eat them.

Oh, and hurrah for pic and *groan* at
the pun

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)

Ummm

maybe...

I'm an American. I've never had one of those...

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

Well, imagine one of your much vaunted malted milkshakes

Only with more crumbs.

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

mmm

malted milk balls?

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)

did you know they call "Whoppers" "Malteasers"

personaly, I think both names sound dirty...

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gracielou, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:42, archived)

I didn't know

and I agree :)

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

Malted milk balls sounds rather rude, too

We need someone that's had both these and Malted Milk biccies to tell us if they're nearly the same

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:44, archived)

my ex has confirmed malteaser/whopper sameness

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gracielou, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)

I volunteer

just send the plane tickets in the mail!

;)

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)

Mmmmmm

malteasers...

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:44, archived)

And did you know that they

call Quarter Pounders...

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:47, archived)

they are

hamburgers...

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:48, archived)

It was an

attempt at a Pulp Fiction quote, but I couldn't
remember what they called them in France.
Something Royale.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:49, archived)

A royale with cheese

And you know that in Amsterdam, you can get a beer when you go to the film theatre? And not one of those paper cups either. A real glass

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)

I know...

I'm from those parts. :)

Mmm... Chips with mayonaise.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)

I was utterly dismissive

of chips with mayonnaise until I tried it but now I think it's a wonderful invention. Of course, both mayonnaise and ketchup simultaneously is best. Though I wonder what mayonnaise and brown sauce would be like. Hmmm, I feel an experiment coming on

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)

hmm

we dip chips in ranch salad dressing here. that's probably very similar to the mayonnaise.

Vinegar is popular as well. yummm.

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)

They use

salad dressing in Belgium. I couldn't
really get into that. Or vinegar.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)

They haven't got ranch

poor things!

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gracielou, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)

what?

not at all?

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)

I think you can

get it, but it's probably not the same.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)

have you got root beer?

root beer and ranch were both new to my brit friend

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gracielou, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)

I think so

I've had it overthere otherwise.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)

Once, when I was on a bus from Bournemouth to Leeds

We stopped off at Oxford and I went to McDs to get some snacks for the journey and bought a large root beer (this shows how long ago it was, McDs haven't sold root beer over here for years), thinking it would be like ginger beer. I remained convinced for several years that McDs had accidentally swapped their root beer truck for an antiseptic mouthwash truck

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)

does Ginger Beer = Ginger Ale?

I love root beer, but I've seen people have that reaction to first trying it.

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gracielou, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)

It is largely the same, yes

But I think that sort of reaction is as naught to the reactions I've seen when Americans have tried Marmite for the first time, expecting it to be like marmalade. Chortle. You poor sausages

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)

I always heard it was like cheese

but it smells too repulsive to taste

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gracielou, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:30, archived)

I hate it when the words get

all scrunched up after a long conversation...

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)

I was thinking

of raising a planning application for
the extension of the board.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)

Bizarre

I would've thought. :)

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)

mmmmm I love chips and mayonaise

but a Dutch girl I used to work with said Dutch mayo was far superior to anything we get over here. Sadly we were both made redundant before she went home again to get some for me

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)

that sounds wonderful

mmm beer...

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)

Dutch theatres

also have breaks in the middle so you can
restock on beer.

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paw, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

mmmmmmmm

beeeer

*goes and gets another from the fridge

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kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)

Shameless repost!

(Now in slightly less board-nazi aggravating size)

(Insanity, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

Quality!

That is obviously a donkey very prone to sponging

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Gribbley, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

I'm still trying

to find the ideal diameters and placings for the perfect spong.
So far it eludes me.

(Insanity, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)