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# Pah, your rules suck
I have no problems with ladies of a lesser upper-torso-ampleness. At least they don't complain about having bad backs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Ivor Cutler's advice on this matter was simple, yet profound.
Ladies with large breasts, try wearing a rucksack to balance things out.
edit: No, it wasn't 'balance things out' it was something more like 'to stop yourself falling over'.
Whatever it was, it was considerably funnier than I have managed to convey here. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# i'd rather have a bad back again
i've been there, tribs, i know what it's like

*eyes empty-wallet boobs sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Get helium balloons installed
All the ampleness, none of the trouble.

Plus, should anyone deign to suckle at your teats, they'll get a funny high-pitched voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# but they'll deflate after a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Just fill a couple of condoms with sick and glue them to your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Is it the weekend already?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# It's always the weekend when you have prophylactics filled with vomit attached to your person!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Boobs don't lead to back pain.
Bad posture leads to back pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Should I ever meet my HH-sized ex again
I shall inform her thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# You lucky, lucky man.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# More than a handful is not a waste.
It's a faceful.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)