A kind lady offered to polish it for him
so he gave it to her.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:42,
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I went to the pub the other day.
I asked the barmaid for a double entendre, so she punched me in the face.
Not funny, but true.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:54,
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